I'm Not A Plant! [The Diaries...

By x_nutmeg_x

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What do you call an expert archer with no interest in sex or romance? An aro ace arrow ace! Welcome to my boo... More

Welcome readers!
A Glossary of Relevant Terms and Their Definitions
About Me (Updated!)
Plants
Reading stories
5 Annoying Things
Cover
Question
Ace Jokes [puns 100% intended]
They're not the same thing [an almost coming out story]
Not disappointed
10 Annoying Things
Myths About Asexuality
Prom Awards
Self-Replicating
Songs
A Phase
Comebacks
Doodles
Coming Out Sheet
Romeo & Juliet
Cake
Random Ace Things
Irony...
Ace Dragons! 🐲
Something for the Demisexuals
Pride Month!
Procrastinating Coming Out
Coming out... Sort of
Happy Demisexual Pride Day
Happy Graysexual Pride Day
It's Pride Month
Happy Asexual Pride Day
Story Time
Coming Out!
Aced it?
Wow! 1K!
Asexuality Q&A
1.2K!
A Guide to Asexuality
Skittles
Miniseries: Asexual Representation
Part 1: Raphael
Part 2: Jughead
Part 3: Sheldon
Part 4: Hunters of Artemis
Coming Out Day 2017
Relatable
Riverdale
New Cover!
Representation
Merry Christmas
The Sexuality Update
Hey there!
Story time!
Representation Matters
Update
Books About Asexuality
Pride!
Opinions?
Back Again
Crush? Or Maybe Not
Ideas
Ace Memes
Oh Wow
Rereading
Merry Christmas
Happy New Year!
Songs Not About Sex Or Romance
Mamma Mia
International Asexuality Day
School Sex Ed Was Actually The Worst
Ace Week 2022
International Asexuality Day
thank you

Awkward

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By x_nutmeg_x

That awkward moment when a friend shares pictures of some shirtless amine guys with a comment like "they're so sexy and hot omg" and you're just there like "... I guess".

Also when you see comments on a picture/video along the lines of "my ovaries" or "I just got pregnant seeing that" and your reaction is "Ummm... O_o"

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- Your friendly neighbourhood asexual

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