Hetalia Funnies!!

By smokey-elika

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This is just a book full of Hetalia texts, memes, jokes, puns and more!! I was inspided by the cover of thi... More

A little bit of Hetalia makes me a fan
News in England VS News in America and Canada
How the APH Nordics react to puns.
Stop feeding him scones.
TELL HIM IM MORE AWESOME
Ship Name Puns.
I guess Romano hates puns...
Food Puns
When Life gives Hetalia lemons...
You thought you were happy.
Selfies
Hungary is hungry
Germany is lost
Italians to do.
Texting the police
The countries as gamers!!
Drunk Germany
Petrified couch stuffing
Japa-Knees
Marry Me!
B===D
Go fuck yourself Canada
Vocaloids!!
Codename
The Joys of Parenting
Cotton Eye Joe
UsUk watching Cindarella
Tuesday in the Latin Family
I feel ya
Americas bad pronunciation
Pancake Sculptures
Brothery Conversations
Dirty bastards
Problems with the fandom: 1
China is a M A N
Eagle Scout
Problems wit the fandom: 2
Fanon Vs Canon: Romano Edition
Fanon Vs Canon: Italy Edition
Fanon Vs Canon: Russia Edition
Fanon Vs Canon: Belarus
Hetalia is love, Hetalia is life.
Problems with the fandom: 3
England tries to insult France
A FrUk Marrige Proposal
Lullabies passed down
Christmas in China
Bitch hold my curl
How Hetalia should start
APH Nordics as things my friends have said
Dont mention Hetalia...
We are too old
Problems with the fandom: 4
Problems with the fandom: 5
England the Homo reindeer~
STEP ASIDE PESANTS
So he needed his address...
Innocent Little Shit
The greatest good
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN
COUNTRIES AS CHARACTERS: INSIDE OUT
COUNTRIES AS CHARACTERS: DEATHNOTE
HETALIA BUTT HEADCANON
HETALIA ACCORDING TO MY MOM
THE COUNTRIES PLAYING SLENDERMAN
ITS PART 69 WOOHOO GUYS
CHARACTERS CANON AGES
BEE MOVIE: A PARODY
Hetalia life
America VS. Canada: Getting Sick
Zodiacs: Ships
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE MOFO DIRTY
Sam why
Prussia's outfit is pERFECT
Who is the best? C'est Francis
Your pronounce it so weirdly!
Spell 'me'
So what do you wanna eat?
LUAU!
Who gets up at 3 in the morning for a Krabby Patty?
Gerita in bed~ No this is actually cute go away
Romeo and Juliet
Psh I speak Italian
Nordics 3AM posts
Failing every task
Hetalia Movie Ideas
COUNTRIES AS CHARACTERS: MIRAI NIKKI
The signs as quotes from Hetalia
Austria is hip
Making my way downtown
Hetalia fandom
#1 Dad
Quick reminder from our boys
A little Spanish in him
Literally all the time
Finnish Line
Hetalia: Chat up lines
Couldn't hear you over my health plan
Omegal ~ 1
Omegal ~ 2
ITS PATRICIA
Omegal ~ 3
FrUk movie?
Ladies first~
#1 Dad (Part 2)
Oi West!
Germany returns after reading 300 books about pick-up lines...
Made in China
Legos in Norways slippers
World War II
Not his wife my ass
Hetalia characters as Students!
Kinda do wanna blow this
Basically another USA vs. Maple oh god
AY YO MA
IMAGING GORDON RAMSAY TRYING TO TEACH OUR IGGY HOW TO COOK
Getting rid of 'U'
America is so annoying
Precious Iceland
My version
The things girls look for
Hetalia Characters at Walmart
dONT BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
Hetalia Characters in a Zombie Apocalypse
NENE PAPA
Survey!!
Hey text me back!
Can you imagine the Hetalians playing Trust or Dare
Cold
Dadmark
Just say it
Someone hurt Iceland
"Tea Party"
Englands curse
Romano going into a meeting sick
Like father, like son. (2P!Chapter)
Why nothing gets done in Russia
The stars sure are beautiful tonight
How the Vargas Family bonds
Yesterday night
WHAT THE HETALIA FANDOM THOUGHT ME
A haiku about boiling pasta
Selfies with the Italians
Hetalia rn
If you can translate this, you deserve an award.
What now
Too young to be tired
Blood is thicker
A list of things France did wrong
Most meaningful conversation in Hetalia
Excuse me
The Nordicts at IKEA
Please take a moment to imagine non-binary APH America
Nordic's pick-up lines
Who belongs in a kitchen?
Man of Steel?!
Hetalia in a nutshell
Wait that was a book
Another sad update get ready
Me in every class
The Nordics Dancing
Things the Nordics secretly love doing
Making my way down to the Ball pit
The stars sure are beautiful tonight.
Hetalia Characters' Favourite dance
Dungeons and Dragons with the Nordics
That idiot Dane's
London Bridge
Lego Lord
Minecraft was made in Sweden
SIX
Hetalia according to my friends 21-year-old brother
Cinnamon Roll
Eurocup with the Nordics
SO MANY READS!!!!!
Das tru
More sad updates here we go
America is into Fall Out Boy
Frances reaction to FSOG
Things I can imagine the countries saying.
Only Hetalians will understand
Tiny boats
He hit Hana
Tsarbucks
Kesesese
Arthur doesn't fuck around when tea is involved
25th
1P vs 2P
Favourite
Now thats what I call British!
Man I love Hetalia
Im not gay
Finally we can be free
France is the only one who can work a dress
Pretty Soldiers Sailor Allies!
E-Mail
DONE!! (Plus smol updates!)
SENPAI NOTE (4th November 2017)
update (12th May 2019)

The main difference between the bad touch trio

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By smokey-elika

You: *drops all your books in the middle of the hallway*

Prussia: *laughs for 20 years, then helps you*

France: *gracefully kneels down and picks up all your stuff for you* ;))))

Spain: *tries to help you, all of his stuff falls too* Gosh diddly.

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