I Gotta Come Up With A Better...

By TwentyoneAirplaines

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By TwentyoneAirplaines



Person A: "You are literally dating the most beautiful person ever."

Person A: "A.K.A me."

Person A: "Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so that the inside of me will be as beautiful as the outside."

Person B: "you what-"

Person B: "yo- we're going to the hospital."

Person A: "sounds good cause I think I'm dying."

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