Ladies and gentleman, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "worray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came and killed those two dead boys.
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
And kicked the lawn man in his thigh.
He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of a big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Okay so guys this freaky ass thing was saved to my tablet and I have no memory whatsoever of even reading it. So like can anyone tell me what it is before I assume my tablet is possessed and throw it out a window?
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I Gotta Come Up With A Better Name For This Thing
Randomjust random quotes or posts I found on the internet I like since I can't write books, I kinda thought this was the next best thing... Yep that's it go home now
