[ Dang are you my appendix, because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. ]
[ Are you my pinkie toe because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in this room. ]
[ "Hey, my mom is making dinner tonight wanna come over?"
"Sure, what'd she make?"
"Me." ]
[ I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walk by. ]
[ Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours? ]
[ You better call life alert because I've fallen for you and I can't get up. ]
[ I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet. ]
[ I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot. ]
[ There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd catch and mount back at my place. ]
[ Don't worry, I played Tetris as a kid. I can make it fit. ]
[ You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar. ]
[ Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious. ]
[ This boy in Target asked me if I would hold his hand because his ex just walked in with a new partner, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled. ]
**aaand my personal favorite ⬇ **
[ Hey... So,.. Uhh... (Looks at notecards) did you uh did ... You fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit- fuck- I'm so, sorry you're-youre just s o.pretty I m so r-ry ]
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Randomjust random quotes or posts I found on the internet I like since I can't write books, I kinda thought this was the next best thing... Yep that's it go home now
