Person A: "You are literally dating the most beautiful person ever."
Person A: "A.K.A me."
Person A: "Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so that the inside of me will be as beautiful as the outside."
Person B: "you what-"
Person B: "yo- we're going to the hospital."
Person A: "sounds good cause I think I'm dying."
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I Gotta Come Up With A Better Name For This Thing
Randomjust random quotes or posts I found on the internet I like since I can't write books, I kinda thought this was the next best thing... Yep that's it go home now
