Girl: Ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discrete pads are and how no one will ever be able to tell you're wearing one, wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERES NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCRETE PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM.
Guy: Use the men's room, they won't expect it.
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
YOU ARE READING
I Gotta Come Up With A Better Name For This Thing
Randomjust random quotes or posts I found on the internet I like since I can't write books, I kinda thought this was the next best thing... Yep that's it go home now
