I am so active on wattpad right now I swear I have no life other than this + who all are going to watch Kong: Skull Island ???? Because Tom Hiddleston...damn...
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Steve Rogers adapting to the 21st century would include...
steve having a dictionary for every new word he hears
him overusing "AF" but not knowing what it stands for
"thank you Friday, you're helpful AF"
"Tony, i'm angry AF now!"
"Are you sure AF, Buck?"
him saying YOLO all the freaking time
"Cap, you need to wear a parachute!"
"C'mon Nat, YOLO!" *as he's flying into the air*
him almost having a heart stroke when he sees Miley twerking
"Steve breath, c'mon, inhale, exhale"
"that's just so .... degrading. Why would someone do this on tv? AND CHILDREN ARE WATCHING THIS???"
"why is this phone named after a fruit?"
"Tony, you need to take this one back to the shop, it's used, look, the apple is bitten"
"who is this corn-man and why is he on tv so much???"
"HIM???? RUNNING FOR A PRESIDENT???"
"he's HYDRA! i know it!"
"you should have left me in ice"him calling a 30-year-old his son
"what is uhmmm Facehook, Tony?"
"ohh interesting, so i can search anyone's name and then i can contact them?"
"Clint, can you help me with this Lookbook thing? i'm searching for one of my friends but i can't find him"
"what's his name?"
"Timothy Dugan, he's one of the Howling Commandos"
"Steve, he's dead."
"oh! sorry"
"Natasha, can you help me with something?"
"I need to choose a profile picture for this ... uhm ... *looking at the writing on his left hand* Facelook account. So which one do i choose: me in a cap suit or in civilian clothes"
"Bruce! i got 8 likes on my shield's photo"
him pouting
"someone commented saying i'm not the real Captain America"
getting angry at the computer
"gosh, i'm tired AF i need to sleep ASAP"
Nat taking him to movie theater to see "50 shades of grey"
him having a seizure in the middle of the movie
really getting into selfies
taking selfies with Thor during missions, posting them on Instagram and captioning "freedom and justice are what we're fighting for"
taking pics of random stuff that's red, white or bule
"what? it matches my aesthetic"