You: "Baby, you're like a white dwarf star. Extremely hot but not very bright."
Person: "if I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
You: "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Person: "What do you do for a living?"
You: "female/male impersonator."
Person: "So, your place or mine?"
You: "both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine."
Person: "You look familiar, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
You: "yes, and that is why I don't go there."
You: "Damn person, are you the terms and conditions because I don't give a fuck what you have say."
Person: "did it hurt?"
You: "what?"
Person: "when you fell from heaven?"
You: "did you just call me Satan?"
You: "Dang person, are you a smoke detector because you're annoying and won't shut up."
Person: "So, where are you from? Heaven?"
You: "That's right. I'm a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line."