Fifty Shades of No

By avvii_

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Rants and things I find stupid and idiotic. More

Fifty Shades of No
one; complete idiots
two; too clingy
three; God, I am science, Australia
three; thou goodith two shoes
four; Tweeter
five; "omg that is so mainstream"
seven: PDA
eight; equality
nine; too showy
ten; usernames
eleven; Saint Valentine
thirteen; accusations.
fourteen; American Idol
thirteen; prices of things
fourteen; stupid commercials
fifteen; winter. bahumbug
sixteen; that season we all know and... hate (flu season guys)
seventeen; Slacker umph
eighteen; pain and it's insane haha
nineteen; cellphones
twenty; sweat ew
twenty-one; It's my BIRTHDAY!
twenty-two- soda kills you and Jesus saves you
twenty-three; Forever skipping the ad
twenty-four; what I won
twenty-five; dishonor on your captions
twenty-six; Divergent
twenty-seven; Neighborhood goat babies
twenty-eight; Ain't ain't a word and you ain't gonna say it
twenty-nine; hatin on my man candayyyy
thirty- parents (CHAPTER THIRTY OMG)
thirty-one; race day
thirty-two; so I found this.
thirty-three; WRONG CHEESE
thirty-four; people
thirty-five; TFIOS (tifeos or whatever you call it)
thirty-six; And we can't stop.... and we literally can't stop
thirty seven; ninety second fast change
thirty-eight; can I just have abs already
thirty-nine; I don't do anything but MAN I need a break
FORTY; Smash
forty-one; ANTI BOYFRIEND TAG
forty-two; moths
forty-three; tongue problem
forty-four; eggs
forty-five; "I have a boyfriend"
forty-six; Carl Grimes
forty-seven; Ashton Fletcher Irwin
forty-eight; You can slow down just never quit
forty-nine; 2am
fifty; humans suck
fifty-one; what guys look for in a girl
fifty-two; that awkward moment
fifty-three; breakup blues
fifty-four; dear Mère and Père
fifty-five; face demons
fifty-six; weight lifting
fifty-seven; Outlander
fifty-eight; crushes crush souls
fifty-nine; death by sweets
SIXTY; Greased Lightning and Russian dancers
sixty-one; Unspoken Rules of the Airplane/Airport
sixty-two; screaming screamers that burst eardrums
sixty-three; alone
sixty-four; third grade me
sixty-five; i'm sorry
sixty-six; hellooooooo humans!!!!
sixty-seven- sam pepper
sixty-eight; ew boys
sixty-nine; distractions
seventy-three; movie chaperone
Seventy-Four; Your Eyes Aren't Boring
Seventy-Five; Nervous Nancy
seventy-six; sexist comic book workers
seventy-seven; painful dreams
seventy-eight; quicksilver or impatient human?
seventy-nine; social anxiety
eighty; APOLOGIES
eighty-one; hooked on a feeling
eighty-two; SENIORTY
eighty-three; 21 day fix
eighty-four; four years later

Six; Males... lol

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By avvii_


Does anyone else agree that boys look 150% better if they're from somewhere else? Like... I'm pretty sure that 0% of Where I live has an attractive male, or at least what I think is attractive.

 Like England has some pretty handsome guys, and Australia too. Then here in the US, of course we have attractive celebrities, but no one has a chance with them (i mean they do but just roll with it kay) because they make like a billion dollars a year. And the people where I live are fat rednecks so you know that's fun. 

I just watched a News Broadcast from Australia and they interviewed like 10 attractive guys. Why can't they interview the good looking ones where I live?!? 

I mean, where I live I bet there's SOMEONE that's cute and I would like but I mean... they're always cuter somewhere else. Plus the accent, who doesn't like one of those?!

BUT ANYWAYS: Let's just say that (most of the time) the cute guys are jerks so there goes the hope of having a nice boyfriend someday. 

I want to have a boyfriend that's smart like Peeta, strong like Gale, and funny like Finnick.


Guess I'm not getting a boyfriend. oops. 



Sorry, this was short. more rants to come. xox

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