Fifty Shades of No

By avvii_

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Rants and things I find stupid and idiotic. More

Fifty Shades of No
two; too clingy
three; God, I am science, Australia
three; thou goodith two shoes
four; Tweeter
five; "omg that is so mainstream"
Six; Males... lol
seven: PDA
eight; equality
nine; too showy
ten; usernames
eleven; Saint Valentine
thirteen; accusations.
fourteen; American Idol
thirteen; prices of things
fourteen; stupid commercials
fifteen; winter. bahumbug
sixteen; that season we all know and... hate (flu season guys)
seventeen; Slacker umph
eighteen; pain and it's insane haha
nineteen; cellphones
twenty; sweat ew
twenty-one; It's my BIRTHDAY!
twenty-two- soda kills you and Jesus saves you
twenty-three; Forever skipping the ad
twenty-four; what I won
twenty-five; dishonor on your captions
twenty-six; Divergent
twenty-seven; Neighborhood goat babies
twenty-eight; Ain't ain't a word and you ain't gonna say it
twenty-nine; hatin on my man candayyyy
thirty- parents (CHAPTER THIRTY OMG)
thirty-one; race day
thirty-two; so I found this.
thirty-three; WRONG CHEESE
thirty-four; people
thirty-five; TFIOS (tifeos or whatever you call it)
thirty-six; And we can't stop.... and we literally can't stop
thirty seven; ninety second fast change
thirty-eight; can I just have abs already
thirty-nine; I don't do anything but MAN I need a break
FORTY; Smash
forty-one; ANTI BOYFRIEND TAG
forty-two; moths
forty-three; tongue problem
forty-four; eggs
forty-five; "I have a boyfriend"
forty-six; Carl Grimes
forty-seven; Ashton Fletcher Irwin
forty-eight; You can slow down just never quit
forty-nine; 2am
fifty; humans suck
fifty-one; what guys look for in a girl
fifty-two; that awkward moment
fifty-three; breakup blues
fifty-four; dear Mรจre and Pรจre
fifty-five; face demons
fifty-six; weight lifting
fifty-seven; Outlander
fifty-eight; crushes crush souls
fifty-nine; death by sweets
SIXTY; Greased Lightning and Russian dancers
sixty-one; Unspoken Rules of the Airplane/Airport
sixty-two; screaming screamers that burst eardrums
sixty-three; alone
sixty-four; third grade me
sixty-five; i'm sorry
sixty-six; hellooooooo humans!!!!
sixty-seven- sam pepper
sixty-eight; ew boys
sixty-nine; distractions
seventy-three; movie chaperone
Seventy-Four; Your Eyes Aren't Boring
Seventy-Five; Nervous Nancy
seventy-six; sexist comic book workers
seventy-seven; painful dreams
seventy-eight; quicksilver or impatient human?
seventy-nine; social anxiety
eighty; APOLOGIES
eighty-one; hooked on a feeling
eighty-two; SENIORTY
eighty-three; 21 day fix
eighty-four; four years later

one; complete idiots

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By avvii_

does anyone else hate when those completely STUPID people invade our social media? But the thing is... they think that they're NOT stupid... or idiots. Of course they don't. BUT WHEN PEOPLE CORRECT THEM;

humanoid: "Hey you spelled 'hey' wrong,"

Idiot: "Oh yeah, sorry," giggles.

BUT THEY CONTINUE!

There's this person- I take that back; people. There are people I know that are teenagers and DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL. For example:

correct spelling of "ice": i c e

incorrect spelling: i s e

1. DOES IT EVEN LOOK RIGHT?! I think no. I can assure you I don't put i s e in my water. I put i c e in it; as in frozen water.

2. DID YOU ASK SOMEONE? Nope. If you don't know how to spell something, it's okay to ask. I promise.

3. IS SPELL CHECK ON? I don't think so. It would've corrected your dear spelling.

NO. I am not saying people aren't smart, or dumb, or stupid; but when it happens ALL THE TIME with simple words that my 8 year old brother knows how to spell... I get annoyed. I don't say anything because I know out in the world there are people that can't put two and two together and spell. It's a glitch in the system, I know; my brother has it, but I know he can spell ice.

But, maybe that's just me.

this is in NO WAY offending any of you lovely people reading this book. It is simply me, letting of steam to the internet. I can't say most of this stuff in real life to anyone, so it's nice to let loose.


More rants to come. xoxo

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