I Gotta Come Up With A Better...

By TwentyoneAirplaines

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just random quotes or posts I found on the internet I like since I can't write books, I kinda thought this wa... More

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By TwentyoneAirplaines

Tall Person: Anybody under 5'7 can't be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Short Person: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

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