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hoseok:
while you're out can you
grab some groceries
taehyung:
i've lived with you three
days and you're already
making me do chores for you
hoseok:
you're the wife in this
relationship
taehyung:
we haven't even made anything
official yet
hoseok:
well then kiss me when you
come home
hoseok:
but pick up the groceries
first please and thank you ♡
taehyung:
so you want me to kiss you
but i have to get
groceries?
taehyung:
i can do that
hoseok:
i told you that you're the bitch
taehyung:
i was trying to be cute
and you ruined it.
hoseok:
i'm salty okay?
taehyung:
are you on your man
period
taehyung:
do i need to get chocolates
for you too?
hoseok:
die
taehyung:
you sound like jimin
hoseok:
speaking of which you should
meet everyone
taehyung:
i don't want drama
hoseok:
who said there will be drama??
taehyung:
have you forgotten?
taehyung:
last time i spoke to everyone
apparently i was supposed to die bc of someone who looks
like a wannabe yoda
hoseok:
he does look like yoda a little
bit doesn't he
taehyung:
i'm telling you he's like
a wannabe yoda
hoseok:
ok so no chanyeol and baekhyun
taehyung:
ok i'd meet everyone if there's
no drama
hoseok:
good we can have a mini party tonight
taehyung:
aww but :(
hoseok:
what?
taehyung:
i wuz gun kiss u
hoseok:
ok so kiss me before they
get there
taehyung:
can i kiss you more than
once
hoseok:
why not
taehyung:
okay i have to get groceries
now bc someone's lazy and
an asshole
hoseok:
thank you bby ♡ :*
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i haven't decided
if i should do a full chapter
on the party or not
i know i'm
going to do one for the kiss
but my head hurts and i feel
like death so maybe not
the party