Kian: what about you?
Kian: are you a pedophile that takes girl pictures off Tumblr and post it on fake Instagram accounts?
Me: you seem to know a lot about this, eh?
Kian: i'm not a pedophile.
Me: and Zayn Malik's back in one direction.
Kian: don't joke about shit like that 😭
Me: do I look like a
pedophile to you?
Kian: nah
Me: 😊
Kian: more like a cougar
Me: you're a bitch
Kian: I'm not a dog and neither am I a female.
Kian: Last time I checked I had a dick.
Me: funny. It's the same thing Caitlyn Jenner said before she had surgery.
Kian: who's being the bitch now?
Me: you