Ash: wassup sweetheart
Ellie: who is this
Ash: your knight and shining armor
Ellie: wtf
Ellie: where's Ashton
Ash: bathroom. He left his phone on, dumbass
Ellie: wow, what a nice friend you are...
Ash: Calum
Ash: Calum Hood
Ellie: oh hey
Ellie: why did you call me sweetheart??
Ash: it's your contact name. I don't know your real name so
Elena: that little bitch
Bitch: woah Ashton's got a feisty one
Elena: ha ha ha sooooo funny
Bitch: calm the sass babe. I don't appreciate your sarcasm
Elena: ;)
Bitch: so I heard that I'm your favorite out of the band ;)
Elena: who told you that
Bitch: you did. When you skyped ashton
Elena: oooohhhhh yeah well I think you're very talented and I have a thing for the rhythm section..
Elena: mainly drummers 💅
Bitch: damn I play guitar but she's into drummers..
Bitch: ASHTON'S COMING BYE SWEETHEART
Elena: my names Elena
Bitch: WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY TO YOU
Bitch: I'M GONNA DUCKING HIT HIM
Elena: haha ducking
Elena: are you having DUCK 4 dinner 2nite
Bitch: I s2g
Elena: he said nothing important. You can go look. our messages don't suddenly disappear, this isn't snapchat
Bitch: oh ha ha ha yeah
Elena: so why is my name sweetheart in your phone
Bitch: coz ur my sweetheart
Elena: mmhh your name is bitch coz you're a bitch
Bitch: I was expecting you to say that I was your bitch
Elena: ew no I'm not claiming you
Ashton: why are you so mean to me
Elena: idk really it's a habit to be mean to the people I like
Ashton: you sound like Tate saying he only kills the people he like tf
Elena: BITCH AMERICAN HORROR STORY IS THE SHIT
Ashton: true
Elena: so..12 days until you're here
Ashton: I know. I've been keeping track
Elena: I'm scared
Ashton: why? please don't be. I promise I'm not an axe murder or anything like that
Elena: lol I figured that
Elena: idk what if you turn out to be like my ex
Ashton: depends..what did your ex do to you
Elena: that sir is a story for another day
Ashton: can I ask you a question
Elena: you just did, kid
Ashton: I'M OLDER THAN YOU DO NOT CALL ME A KID
Elena: jeez Calum down
Elena: *calm
Kid: wow
Kid: one conversation with my best friend and your typing his name
Kid: you disgust me
Elena: Calum Calum Calum Calum Calum
Elena: Calum
Elena: C
Elena: a
Elena: l
Elena: u
Elena: m
Kid: STOP IT
Kid: I have to hear all our pretty fans call his name everyday I don't want you doing it now
Elena: I'll stop b
Kid: thank you
Elena: yeah yeah if you didn't read our messages before you came back then you would have noticed I said I was into drummers🙊
Kid: oh
Kid: ;)
Kid: 😘😘
Elena: k bye🙈😒
Kid: byyyeeee 😏😎😘😘