This is purely fictional so please don't get offended. I'd asked in one of my books that whether I should write this or not, but our dear app didn't show it even after my hundred tries.
So Piglet said that: "Hum bol rahe he na tum likho"
Cast:
claramine
dishika0307
JerseyNo18
katnis2000
Magenta03
AyeshaK_
Anaika_18
Sanyuk13 (that's me)
So here's it
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So Sanyukta had got a weird crazy idea of keeping a new year party at her place. Well what's weird in that? 🤔
The weird part was, or Maybe insane that half of the people invited to that party were the ones she'd never meet.
What if some terrorist sneeks in using someone's name. Shambhavi would have a heart attack then and there!
Leaving that part behind, the owner of this insane intellectual property was quite unsure about her steps, but Dishika, the bossy banya granted the permission.
Let's start the party then
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Enter the party venue. Expecting some groovy bling decoration and themes but nothing of that sort. Thanks to the lazy ass of Sanyukta who's probably hiding away at the bar corner joined by Spandana-the perfect place for them to be, probably cracking jokes on what a mess this is going to be. Dishika can be seen jumping around everywhere like a pig In a mud pie greeting everyone here and there; why wouldn't she? She's the friendliest one! Oh and there we have her another companion joining her on the friendliest list- our miss Sugar Shambhavi. Spot anyone in this whole world, and they are their friends.
"I assume they have some human magnets attached to them" Spandana whispered
"Yeah! Like jisko bhi dekho, straight to them" Sanyukta laughed imitating
God knows how on earth these two friendly got super ears and turn around and give death glares
"Bhag le chal" Spandana and Sanyukta agreed
There comes Anuja, the eldest one who probably is expected to take care of what happens in the party. But let's be honest, there's nothing left to take care when you ain't sober anymore. Hugs and all that greetings and meetings and all.
Everything was good, except the fact that it looked like a kitty party. No dj no music, no retro lights. I'm about to cry now.
"This sucks doesn't it?" Sanyukta asked
"Yes! A lot!" Dishika said aloud
"You were meant to say no" Sanyukta bragged
"Okay guys! Calm down, stop fighting like cats" Anuja, the peace maker intervened. Yes, being the responsible one she had to do it, and it was needed
"We have our saviour about to show up" Anuja consoled
There came Ayesha in-hand-in with Anaika. Now I get it why saviours!
Ayesha- the punjabi gal in the house, the ultimate dj we could have to set the floor on fire and turn this boring Kitty into one hell of a thing. Plus a bonus of Anaika-the party freak to get everyone on the dance floor and make them gulp down shots with only the exception of Shambhavi- the good ol adarshwadi.
Now it was that the party had actually started, everyone not the fish out of water anymore, thanks to alcohol and Anaika.
The fake protective coating slowly shredding off and the true colours popping out.
Spandana could be seen dancing on table followed by Sanyukta who sun joined her and they both were dancing in their own world-horribly out of the place steps. Others in the dance floor, with the exception of Shambhavi who was nervous to join in even after being pulled and pushed by Dishika and Anaika and life screams from the DJ itself.
While she was just about to step in, the door swung open and jumped in Drishti. As usual, the late comer.
No one knew her, but all were seen hugging her. Weird people.
"Who's that?" Sanyukta asked still on the table
"Hey it's me!" A hand waved out of a bunch of hugging bodies
"Three Cheers for me guys!" Ayesha roared through the mike, though there was no need of mike
Crazy, I told you.
"Woah!"everyone cheered
"How can anyone name their child 'me'?!" Sanyukta asked getting down the table
"Her name isn't me! She's your friend only" Spandana got down hitting Sanyukta
"I don't know anyone called 'me'"Sanyukta raised her hands up shrugging
"Arey hum he, Drishti" she said hugging Sanyukta while waving Spandana
"Ew please no hugs!" Sanyukta stepped back
"Be polite!" Everyone scorned in unison
"Arey it's okay okay. Mere no iska aadat he" Drishti calmed everyone
Add a little more of greeting and meeting her and getting her drunk.
Back to the same dance mood, like there's no tomorrow, circling around the dj and playing ringa ringa roses during roses by Chainsmokers blast through the speakers
The odd one's out this time- the two voice twins- Drishti and Shambhavi probably discussing how rude Sanyukta is and how they should officially name her Meany. Huh. Mean people.
At first no one would settle for anything less than Closer and now you could find the same people loosing their shit on Saat Samandar, with Dishika in the center doing the nagin dance and others acting as saperas.
"Hey don't you look like PV Sindhu?" Asked Anaika while dancing beside Spandana
Haha. Sanyukta laughed as she knew what was going to happen next.
"Thanks i guess" Spandana said awkwardly, people have said this to her a thousand times
"Hey, look guys we have PV Sindhu in here!" Drishti exclaimed
A whole new level
"Woah!" Anuja hooted unable to see her face while everyone started examining her face and detecting whether she was real or not? Basically modifying her identity
"Hahha"Sanyukta went on laughing only annoying Spandana more
"Can you stop it Sunny" she angered red faced
"I told you Hoey" Sanyukta laughed pointing her index finger up in the air
"It's okay, so what you couldn't get a gold, we still love you!" Anuja said from the other end
"Stop it guys! I'm not Sindhu" Spandana screamed frustrated
"She's saying she loves you all too!" Sanyukta shouted back still laughing
Wait, why it's everyone shouting on top of their lungs?! All Anaika's fault. Maro usko pakarke.
After a long debate on her identity everyone finally agreed she was just a look a like, but not her exactly. The only one to be disappointed with this discovery was Sanyukta, she was having a good time watching all that commotion with Spandana. They had the same hairstyle, skin colour and looks, so come on!
Another round of vodka and non stop dancing, now everyone was sweating profusely.
"Cheat codes on!" Ayesha exclaimed doing a hand yo in the air
"Woohoo!" Sanyukta hooted while others were like "haaiin? Konsa code?"
"Ayesha, let's talk about sex baby!" Sanyukta requested
Another round of "Hainn?!" With astonishment this time
"Sure!" Ayesha played it and came in the dancefloor herself singing along the lyrics
"Shiv shiv shiv" Shambhavi rushed out hailing in the name of God to forgive her and wash away all her sins which she didn't even commit so that she can get herself booked for swarglok aka heaven.
"Chill, tumahra ticket ek drink se cancel nahi hojayega" Anuja consoled Shambhavi
"Shiv shiv shiv" Shambhavi continued to chant. Bhai itna kya mar Rahi ho Swarg Jane ke liye?!
"Come on babe, one shot won't harm" Anaika brought carried to her a huge bottle of Bourbon calling it a small shot!
"Hayee ram, raksha Karo mere!" She ran as if being assaulted
"Guys, let her be na, I'll have on her behalf" offered Dishika
"Ew, it's such a bad song! Change it" Drishti made faces
"Shut up" scolded Sanyukta
"Don't you dare touch it!" Warned Ayesha
After the song got over, everyone was starving, their entrails howling. Food! Where's food?! Everyone gathered around in the balcony and say down crossed leg, waiting for food to appear.
"Khana La chori" Dishika nudged Sanyukta
"Why are you asking me? Mene Kuch koni beri Khana kaithe he" Sanyukta replied in Marwadi
"Ye tu ke keh rahi se? Tene koni berohogo toh kene hogo?!" Dishika said
There they started talking in their own language, which more seemed like a fight because of the Haryanvi accent a little, and others just say blankly staring each other.
Same expression- Haaiin?!
"Okay, I think don't have food" summarised Drishti who could make a little head and tail of their conversation
"What??!" Everyone screeched
"You know it would have been good with a few hot and cute guys" Dishika said it if no where lost in her Dreamland
"Yeah" everyone sighed
"But I really don't mind us girls"Shambhavi shrugged
"Yeah, we know you don't mind girls Miss" Sanyukta popped the miss
"Yeah she actually doesn't" winked Anaika hi fiving Anuja
"Excuse me?" Shambhavi questioned
"You know what, guys, I forgot to play the zero hour mashup!" Ayesha spoke to handle the situation
"Yeah, that's mandatory"agreed Drishti
"Back to the party floor peeps!" Commanded Spandana pulling everyone up and trying to cheer up Shambhavi who sat cross armed giving death glares to Anaika,Anuja and Sanyukta. Thinking, I'm going to kill you guys.
They grinned in return haha, you just can't do that. Awwww.
Well nobody remembered what happened next except the taste of cheese and oregano on their tongue.
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Author's note: Happy New Year everyone! Have a great year ahead!
I didn't take anyone permission for mentioning them, so if you got hurt, forgive me cause it's new year.
I don't know what else to write
Thanks a tons for making the cover _roshnii_ and for contacting her
JerseyNo18
~Sanyukta