A/N:
Sy: Sooyou
V: Taehyung
Jk: Jungkook
Jm: Jimin
Rm: Namjoon/Rap Monster
Jh: Hoseok/J-hope
Sg: Yoongi/Suga
Jn: Jin
Au: author-nim (le me)
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Sy: Hohoho, merry Christmas guys!!
V: MINHOHOHO, MERRY CHRISTMAS MY DUDES!
Jk: WHAT THE HELL HYUNG DONT IMITATE THE 'IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES' DUDE!
Jn: what am I doing here
Rm: you're here because of me
Jh: HEY GUYS LOOK! LOOK AT HOW MANY CHRISTMAS BALLS I HAVE!
Sg: no one gives any shits.
-awkward silence-
Sy: Anywayyyss-
Jm: HEY LEMME HAVE SOME LINES YOU GUYS LITERALLY TOOK ALL THE L-
Rm: You got no jams.
Jm:
Rm:
Everyone:
Jm: ('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) *runs to a corner and cries in a corner*
Sy: -sighs- all right, simmer down. We have to start this special Christmas chapter now.
V: YAYYYYYY!!! -jumps around while holding a tiny alien plushie-
Sy: Tae-ah, I said simmer down.
???: why u so strict lady.
Sy: who the hell was that?!
BTS: author-nim pls come out.
???: w-what? What are you guys talking about?
Jk: -groans and walks over to the kitchen, pulling out a tiny girl who looks awkward af-
Rm: there you are.
Au: guys pls, we agreed on pranking Sooyou.
Sy: oh you're gonna regre-
Sg: aish can you guys just start already? It's been a day.
Jn: but it hasn't even been a da-
Sg: goddammit -drifts to sleep-
Au: OOOOOKKKKAAYYYY THEN.
Rm: for fucks sake just start already I'm tired.
Jk: GUYS, ITS CHRISTMAS SO NO CURSING!
Sy: -smiles at kookie's cuteness-
Jk: -gets a smack on the back by chimchim-
Au: ok you know what, lets start a session called 'English TIME'.
Jh: ??? Ingrishi taim?
Jm: OH OH OH! THIS MY SHITUE!
Rm: oh god -covers his face in embarrassment-
Au: now I present you, the BTS memers!
Sy: sorry to interrupt but I'm not included--
Au: geez lady calm down, I haven't finished my sentence.
Sy:
Au: annnndddd the heroine of this story, Lee Soya!
Sy: wat
Au: HERE I PRESENT YOU, JIN THE AWKWARD MOM, SUGA THE SUGAR BOI, JHORSE THE HAPPI HORSE, RAP MONSTER THE DANCE MONSTER, JIMIN THE DWARF-
Jm: WHAT?!
Au: V THE 4D, KOOKIE THE SQUIDWARD.
Everyone: wat
Au: LETS GET STARTIINNN-- -gets shot ded-
Sy: -quickly throws her gun away- guys I saved y'all, thank me.
Sg: pffft no one cares.
V: THANK YOU SOO-AH!
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HUEHUEHUE
Guys, I think you guys expected an update but then I'm sorry it's Christmas sooooo
So, MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!! YOU GUYS READING THIS STUPID SPECIAL IS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM Y'ALL.
I'm just high, don't mind me.
And characters from the story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IM NOT DED
ILL BE BACk FOR REVENGE.
MUAHAHAHAHAHHA
(dear god pls help my soul)