HAY: Hellooooo everyone, and welcome to Hay's not-so-wonderful world of imagination *cheers for herself*.
Bill: Not you again...
HAY: Oh god... Bill's back from The Facility...
Bill: I'm leaving now.
HAY: Goodbyeeeeeeee!!! *waves merrily* For all you optimists out there, that was Bill - the criticism guy. He annoys me so much, despite being a work of fiction... Just a warning - don't be a Bill. If you're gonna hate, direct it to the characters - THANKS.
You: I thought your name was Sharky... why are you calling yourself Hay?
Liv (a.k.a. Livvvvvvvvvvy ): You shouldn't have asked that...
Alisha (a.k.a. Alishaillarramendi ): You reeeallly shouldn't have asked that...
HAY: Because I LOVE Sharks!!!!!!!! ERMAGAHD *rants about a shark documentary for half an hour * Anyways... DIDJA SEE THE SHARK EMOJI!!!!!! THERE'S A SHARK EMOJI!!!!
Introduction over :) Hopefully I can get to know you too *smiles brightly*.
Bill: Go away already...
HAY: Fine... *tear*
Word of note: Don't be a Bill the criticism guy...
Song: Hello - Lionel Richie