#AndIamblocked
Guy : hey you are cute
Me : Are you calling me metal? Non living thing??
Guy : what?
Me : You just called me copper tellurium :|
Guy : kab kha? Yeh kya hota hain???
Me : you don't know? Cu = copper
Te = tellurium
You just called me non living thing
Guy : Are I meant adorable
Me : that's more worst..you compared me with puppies :|
Guy : hain?
Me : we usually use adorable as adjectives for puppies..
Example : look xyz that puppy is cute & adorable
Guy : woh wala adorable nai..sweet
Me : Now you are crossing limit. You just said I cause people diabetes..
Guy : *blocked me*
ANOTHER ONE*
Guy : don't mind but after looking in eyes I feel we have some old connection
Me : Yeh me too :-*
Guy : Really??
Me : Yupp you are my lost brother right? The one I lost in fun fare in childhood..aww
Guy : I am okay with brother thing..din main bhaiya , rat main saiyaan ( At day it's brother & in night it's lover)
Me : I am okay too
Guy : really??
Me : Yupp Didn't you hear that song (Indian break up song on lover) Aaj maine saiyaan ji se break up kar liya ..
*Blocked*