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Co actor : toh tune pichle serial main kissing scene diye the..ab bhi dega?

Param : tab ki bat alag thi..woh harshi thi

Co actor : *fuming* what do you mean?

Param : are I mean harshi insaano ko kiss karti hai crocodile ko nai...

Co actor : ha toh maine ek hi bar kiya tha..

Param : ek hi bar ka kya matlab hai? Tu kya chahti hai? Matlab ab tu jis lips se crocodile ko touch karegi usise muze karegi??? Tu muzs crocodile se compare karegi..so unhygienic

Co actor : nai aisa nai hai..per use kafi din ho gaye na?

Param : ha per main vegetarian tab bhi tha ab bhi hu.. tere vajah se indirectly maine crocodile ko touch kiya toh pap lagega..you want ki muze pap lage? Haww

Co actor : per tu toh punjabi hai..you are non vegetarian

Param : iss wale vrat main chicken chalta hai..ismaim chicken veg hota hai..aur sirf crocodile non veg..aur ha teri lipstick bhi nonveg hai..harshi ki veg thi. Woh beet route lagathi thi..
Plus iss wale vrt main sirf H wali ladkiyon ko hi apna manta hu baki sab parayi..so dur raho

Co actors :  aisa konsa ajeeb vrat hai...??

Param : tumhe nai pata?? Haww non sanskari ladki.. it's 365 ravivar vrat..very important

Co actor : per tu yeh kar kyu raha?

Param : Pandit ji ne bola yeh karoge toh at least next time chudail ki jagah co actress milegi

Co actor : ohh..wait tumne muze chudail kaha??

Param : nai pandit ji ne aur fans ne kaha..hala ki sahi kaha per maine yeh nai kaha ki jo unhone kaha woh maine kaha kyunki woh unhone kaha jo abhi maine kaha per tab maine nai unhone kaha..kaha unhone bola maine?

Samji ab bye..

Co actor : *still confused*

Based on information by Shreyanta Kar

Another shot**

Harshi : Chal befikare dekhne chalte hai..

Param : Nai bilkul nai

Harshi : kyun re? Muze dekhni hai...

Param : usmain kissing scenes hai. Aise scenes main nai dekhta ashleel ladki..bye.ttyl..aur haa tu bhi mat dekh..tuze meri kasam.. promise kar nai jayegi

Harshi : * sends ss to ankit* ise kya hua? *Glaring emoji*

Ankit : "ruk let me laugh first... "
Sends Ss to harshi..

Earlier this morning

Ankit : sun toh muze lagta hai harshi ko pyar hua hai kisi se

Param : kya kyu kab??? Muse kyu nai pata? Jaldi bol mera bp badh raha...type fast

Ankit : chup..ruk.. I think it's ranveer singh..

Param :. Pchh dude he is celebrity..kya farak padta hai

Ankit : Are nai I think it's not just celebrity crush it's full fledge love bro..humari harshi usase kafi pyar karti hai.. obsessed hai..you know usne apne room main posters lagaye hai uske..din bhar usi ki bat karti hai

Param : I don't believe you

Ankit : are dekh aaj bhi woh befikare first day first show jayegi..bet?

Param : Nai re

Ankit : Dekh mera kam tha warn karna..soch le varna harshi hat se nikal gayi teri toh? Ek toh is movie main ranveer ne semi nude shots diye hai..harshi ko usake height se pyar hua toh teri taraf dekhegi nai...uparse

Param : uparse kya??

Ankit : usko tall dark handsome pasand hai re ladke..

*Param checks himself..I am gora cute or meri height :'( :'(

Param : *jealous as hell* vaise aisa kuch hoga nai..but obsession will distract harshi from career you know..so jara bata aisa hua toh kya karenge

Ankit :. doc kehte hai ki obsessed patient ko obsession se dur rakho..tu harshi ko befikare mat dekhne dena..

Param : okay bro

Ankit : * texts harshi*  Harshi aaj befikare chalte hai..param ko puch na..

Harshi : okay..

Ankit : Rolls out laughing