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pagalpanti

Os (not for competition) usmain comedy genre nai diya :| so..

"That guy is ogling you "

He said covering his best friend..

"Toh? "

"Toh mohterma , main isiliye aapko la nai raha tha..ab dekho sab chodhke body guard banana padh raha..koi fun bhi nai kar sakta tere sath..so boring..na tu drink karti na aur kuch :| "

He said annoyed..

"Wait a second..do you mean that I can't protect myself? And you need to protect me? "

"Yes..of course.."

"Oh really? Let's see then..agar main next 20 minutes main isi ladke ke se "behen maf kar de " nai bulvaya toh yad rakh... "

She said in challenging tone while he bursted out in laughter saying..

"Rehne de, rehne de...tu kaha ki black belt champion hai..chodh na "

Now that was enough to provoke his crazy best friend..
"Wait and see "

By saying these words she left to meet that guy

"Ji janab? I saw you staring at me from long time..do you like me? "

She said, pretending to blush..

"Yes..agar chand jamin pe aye toh dekhunga hi na "

Guy said flirting...

"*Giggles* I liked this attitude mr. "

"Toh chalo fir dance kare ? "

"Dance? Umm humare yaha shadi se pehle chute nai..hum yeh shadi ke bad kar sakte "

"Shadiii?? Kiski shadi? "

"Humari shadi..agle mahine main "

"Yeah kab decide hua?? "
That guy asked horrified..

"Are aap aisa kya keh rahe ho X,Y or Z ke papa ? "

"Papa ?? Kon papa? Aur xyz kya hai ? "

The guy asked in total confusion..

"Are X, Y, Z humare bache aur kya? Dekho shadi ke bad kam se kam 3 bache toh honge...abhi unke nam bhi fix nai na toh maine socha XYz hi thik hai... "

She answered wiping his sweat...

"Are but hume bachon kyu honge? Wait pehle humari shadi kyu hogi"

"Kyu matlab? Abhi aap hi no toh kaha I like u..maine bhi kaha I like you...toh hua na rishta fix? Ab rishta hua toh shadi aur bache bhi honge..aur fikar not..hum panditji bhi sath main laye hao...

"Pandit ji....she asked her best friend winking

"Ji madam..mil gaya dulha? "

Her bestie said participating in drama..

"Ofcourse... Dekho ji yeh hai humare pandit ji..inhone kaha humare rashi bhavyisha main likha hai aaj pyar milega..dekha aur aap mil bhi gaye...
Yeh pandit ji hai thode modern per kam ekdum sahi...
Ab pandit ji shadi ki date bolo "

Even though her bff was hardly controlling laugh, he continued drama...

"Madam , muhurt sirf 12 baje tak hai...aapko aaj hi rat shadi karni hogi..
Bas inhe 'nagn' yani 'nude' position main shadi karni hogi...
Kyunki aap ko mangal hai..toh dosh due karne ka yahi solution hai "

Now guy was about to collapse..he was confused kisko dekhu...
But she already started dragging him

"Are kaha ja rahi hume leke? "

"Shadi karne..abhi toh kaha pandit ji ne..chalo pandit ji inke kapde nikalna shuru karo "

While she started to pull him again, her best friend tried to remove his cloth..
Both were holding him tightly so he could not escape...
And guy? He was on verge of crying...

"Per muze nai karni shadi..main inse pyar bhi nai karta.. " he said attempting last...

"Fir muze dekh kyu rahe the :| "

"Are dekh raha tha behen ji aap safe ho ya nai..kahi ye pandit aapko chedh toh nai rahe "

"But you said that you like me "

"Haa ji behen ki tarah..."

"Oh thik hai jao..per kisi aur ladki ko dekha toh bol dena..pundit aur main  yahi hai..shadi karva denge "

"Nai nai..bilkul jarurat nai.. remember pledge? All girl are my sisters..sari behne hai..ab bye..main ja raha yaha se "

He said running while both of them erupted in series of laughter...