[ Leila spends a few minutes driving back to Trevor's apartment. Surprisingly, he doesn't try to caress through the Amazon rainforest inside her pants. Looks like he does have some decency to keep his hands to himself throughout the trip. ]
[Both of them scans their surroundings for any signs of the Virginity Snatchers. ]
❝Okay, time to pay up.❞
❝W-wait, pay you for what? Are you a prostitute?❞
❝WHAT THE—TREVOR, I'M SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.❞
❝I'M SERIOUS TOO.❞
❝Ugggggghhh.❞
❝Oh, wait. I ordered an Egg McCupcake, right?❞
❝Egg McMuffin.❞
❝Right. Er, hold on.❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝Do you have a memory loss disease or something?❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝Trevor, tell me the truth.❞
❝I guess I'm forgetful?❞
❝You are way beyond forgetful. If my grandma and Dory — you know, that fish from Finding Nemo — ever had a baby together, it'd definitely be you.❞
❝Glad to see you forming a profound affinity for me.❞
❝Ew, who is even interested in someone like you?❞
❝You, maybe?❞
❝No.❞
❝Yes.❞
❝Never in a billion light years.❞
❝You are in denial of my sexy affection.❞
❝Now I know why you order those condoms, fuckboy.❞
❝I am not a fuckboy.❞
❝You are in denial of your sex-thirsty self.❞