“So I hear you’re into midget porn.”
“Yep.”
“That would explain why you don’t love me as much anymore.”
He put his fork down and stared at the table.
“I still love you.”
“I don’t think you do.”
Karen picked at her food uncomfortably.
“We just have some things to work out.”
“Like how I need to lose about a quarter of my height.”
“That’s first on the list.”
“I love you.”
“I love you too.”