Exo Chatroom

By SeokMyWoozi

74.8K 3.9K 2.6K

Exo are baes and life. ♥♥♥ I am including Luhan, Kris and Tao since they were originally part of Exo. Luhan... More

Why Hyung??
Bubble Tea~
Lost eyeliner
Abs
Ghosts
Xiumin's Birthday~~
Wifey~~
World Domination
Pizza fight
Drawings and Pictures
Sehun's Birthday
Unicorns and Marshmallows
Luhan's Birthday
Beagle Line Meeting
Clean Up
Games
Tao's Birthday
Baekhyun's Birthday
Favourites
Suho's Birthday
Pillow Fort
Dab
Drama Queen
Shopping
Lost Food
Staying Out
Butts
More Abs
Chen's Birthday
Ace
Lay's Birthday
Another Beagle Line Meeting
Kris' Birthday
Chanyeol's Birthday
Christmas!!
Kyungsoo's Birthday
Kai's Birthday
Xiumin's Birthday
Sehun's Birthday
No More.
China
Midnight Chats
Super Glue
Disappearing Members
Family Therapy

Peace

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By SeokMyWoozi

*Everyone has logged on*

KimKaiii: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

KimKaiii: This is the symbol of peace :D

Suhoe: Thank you for establishing that Kai, I am glad that everyone attended that therapy session. I feel like our family is truly connected now, nothing will ever tear us apart!!

LuluDeer: Was signing a family contract for the peace really necessary? Now I got two contracts keeping me here....

Mr.Galaxy: Hey at least you aren't a leader

KungFuPanda: Was that job title in the family contract?

Mr.Galaxy: Ahhhhh I don't remember seeing it actually. Does this mean I am one step closer to freedom?!

Suhoe: You are the father of these children don't you dare leave!

SatanSoo: Oh so Kris is the one I've been seeing sneak out at night

Suhoe: I'm going to pretend I didn't read that. I'm doing it for the peace

KimKaiii: type ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ if you 100% agree to the peace bond

JongBAE: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ AHHHHHHH!

BaoziBuns: I mean I guess. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Does this mean I can eat a pizza to myself without getting disturbed? 

JongBAE: Haha! No.

Laynicorn: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Can we name the cute peace bears?

Sehunnie: Ooooooo yeah we should let's think of names! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

LuluDeer: The peace bears look the same how will we know which one is which?

JongBAE: You don't.

Mr.Galaxy: Everything is too peaceful....

ParkingChanyeol: I feel.... relaxed?

ByunBacon: So this is what it feels like to not have Kyungsoo up you're ass. Sorry Kai.

KimKaiii: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ByunBacon: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Peace bears FTW!

ParkingChanyeol: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Laynicorn: I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine~

Sehunnie: Alright, ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ is called Melissa 

Laynicorn: Oh! I like that name!! Hmm....

Laynicorn: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ should be called, Joe! No no that isn't right. Ah! I got it!!! Ty! Ty is such a cute name for our little bear >.<

Sehunnie: Yay okay now for the last one hmmm...

KimKaiii: Sigmund!!

Sehunnie: Yes perfect!!!

Laynicorn: Yay I'm so excited!

SatanSoo: Wtf they all look the same 

Sehunnie: No they aren't!

SatanSoo: Which one is this one then ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Laynicorn: Ooo I know!! Melissa!

Sehunnie: Yup!

SatanSoo: alright what about this one ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ. All three of you say which one it is at the same time!

SatanSoo: 3

SatanSoo: 2

SatanSoo: 1

Sehunnie: Sigmund

KimKaiii: Sigmund

Laynicorn: Sigmund!

SatanSoo: What can they read minds?

KungFuPanda: This one ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ is Ty :)

Sehunnie: No sorry sweetie you're wrong that is actually Sigmund.

KungFuPanda: Disappear pls. It will do everyone a favour

LuluDeer: I second that hmph.

Suhoe: Remember about the peace!

KimKaiii: Oh who hasn't said ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ!?!?!!?

KungFuPanda: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Mr.Galaxy: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

LuluDeer: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Suhoe: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ParkingChanyeol: Only D.O. hasn't

SatanSoo: Do i really have to? First all my weapons get child proofed by Kai

KimKaiii: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

SatanSoo: And now I need to be peaceful. What type of human do you think I am?

ByunBacon: Did you just call yourself human?

ParkingChanyeol: Is he finally admitting he is human and not Satan?!

SatanSoo: Don't push it...

SatanSoo: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

*SatanSoo logged off*

LuluDeer: Sehun since we are now in a peace agreement do you also agree that I am a man?

JongBAE: NAMJA!

Sehunnie: I'll consider it. 

LuluDeer: >.>

Sehunnie: <.<

Suhoe: Don't do the weird eye thing again I'm not putting up with 2 hours of you guys not talking.

Mr.Galaxy: As your father who apparently has rights to your lives Sehun admit that he is a man and Luhan, uhm, be a man!

*Mr.Galaxy logged off*

LuluDeer: Did he just....

Sehunnie: NO ONE CALLS MY LUHANNIE A NON-MAN APART FROM ME!

*Sehunnie logged off*

LuluDeer: May I remind everyone that although Sehun may be my man. I take no responsibilities for his actions.

*LuluDeer logged off*

Laynicorn: I got a love and I know that it's all mine~Ohhhh~ Ooo Whooaaaa~

BaoziBuns: Lay are you okay?

Suhoe: Is that Sehun screaming?

KungFuPanda: Ooooo a fight!!

*KungFuPanda logged off*

BaoziBuns: Layyy?

JongBAE: Why do I smell burning popcorn?

ByunBacon: Kris isn't the only thing getting roasted then oof

ParkingChanyeol: That was a terrible joke Baekhyun....

ByunBacon: Hey at least I tried!

KimKaiii: Now it smells like the dorm is on fire who is responsible for this smell!

Suhoe: We are meant to be in peace!

Laynicorn: Do what you want but you're never gonna break me, sticks and stones are never gonna shake me~~ Ohhhh~~~ Oooo WHOAAA~~

JongBAE: I'm not saying Luhan is the one burning the house down but Luhan is burning the house down....

Suhoe: WHY DOES HE NOT KNOW HOW TO PUT POPCORN IN THE MICROWAVE!!!

*Suhoe logged off*

JongBAE: Hororlrorlrolrorlro I lied it was Kyungsoo burning the house down

KimKaiii: Awww you saved Kyungsoo :D

JongBAE: I would've blamed it on you but you're still in the chat

KimKaiii: Wow. Thanks.

JongBAE: loloollllilooolollllolll

BaoziBuns: Shhhh I'm trying to listen to the fight

JongBAE: Why don't we just go in the kitchen and watch it?

BaoziBuns: Ahhhhh shut up

*BaoziBuns logged off*

JongBAE: Someone is saltier than the popcorn

*JongBAE logged off*

ParkingChanyeol: See that is a good joke

ByunBacon: No!! Mine was better!

Laynicorn: Take me away~~~

KimKaiii: Lay what are you doing?

Laynicorn: I am typing the lyrics to a song because no one will hear me singing it over the burning popcorn.

ParkingChanyeol: Okay that was terrible but still better than Baekhyun's joke.

ByunBacon: YOU CAN'T EVER CALL THAT A JOKE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?

ParkingChanyeol: Baekkie, you have a lot to learn.

*ParkingChanyeol logged off*

ByunBacon: I have a lot to learn! He needs to learn how to stop being a little bitch hmph

*ByunBacon loggoed off*

KimKaiii: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Laynicorn: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Kimakaiii ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Laynicorn: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

KimKaiii: Oh really! I didn't know that. Thanks Yixing!!

Laynicorn: Of course Jongin!!

*KimKaiii logged off*

*Laynicorn logged off*

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It's been a minute >.>

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