axel
i had a dream about you last night
romanian sex god
pls don't tell me it was a wet dream
axel
ugh no but u wish
it was actually of you
me, rdj and his hot wife having
a double date
romanian sex god
i can't believe you and robert
had lunch together
axel
neither can i
one moment i'm digging out
pennies to buy condoms
and now look at me having lunch
with robert downey jr and texting sebastian
stan
romanian sex god
sounds like a nice life
axel
only because you're in it
i seriously mean that seb
you da best even better than rdj
romanian sex god
thanks it means a lot
axel
awh look at us so in love
we're so cute
romanian sex god
you ruined the moment
axel
holy fuck we were having a moment
this is da best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm legit jumping up and down rn
romanian sex god
somedays i wish i didn't reply to
you but then i realise my life would
be nowhere near as weird as it is now
and i like how it is
axel
i'm weak at knees
romanian sex god
why don't i come over
and help you with ur problem
axel
bring protection bc i didn't have
enough pennies to buy condoms
they're hella expensive
romanian sex god
see you soon
axel
i can't tell whether your being real or not
i'm sort hoping you're gonna show up at my door
naked and oiled up holding a bouquet of condoms