"Mr. Backwards."
"Why hello Pipe."
"Did you know we get married in less than a month, Mr. Backwards?"
"I can't believe it."
"I can't believe you still call me Pipe. I mean if you keep up our children will be calling me that."
"We're having kids?"
"Hm we shall see."
"You won't be able to resist me."
"Well... I do love you, Noah."
"I love you more then you know, Piper."