Wall Street Poetry

Virgin Airlines

If the CEO & Founder of Virgin Airlines is still a virgin
how the hell did Branson gave birth to his many children?
for Christians, the only defensible explanation is
that Sir Richard, like the Holy Virgin Mary,
believingly ascended into Heaven,
miraculously conceived his offspring
sadly or gladly, without co-habitation.

To validate my little Virgin-Birth theory
check out the Archbishop of Canterbury
it might well be the very reason
why Sir Richard ascended into Divine wealth.
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Disclaimer - To prevent Libel (in-fiction) lawsuits and in the spirit of the First Amendment: no reasonable person is arguably to believe this (outrageous) poetry as described is based on actual facts that really happened in the beyond New Testament landscape of our 21st Century.