(A/N Ok so I know I said I had to give up my phone for school but I did not want to leave you with nothing so here is a final spoof before my phone is taken.)
Apple: BARNEY!
Barney: Dirt what do you want?
Apple: APPLE APPLE (translation: let's go find Bacon Man and shoot him)
Barney: Why the bong bong shickalur would I do that??
Apple: APPLE APPLE (because otherwise I will shoot you)
Barney: Apple, I won't do its!
Apple: *cocks gun and points it at Barney*
Barney: Apple don't do thi-
*gets shot by Apple* good...bye...apple *dies*
(A/N for those of you that have no idea what just happened go check out ThatGuyBarney's channel on YouTube and look for videos with Apple in them.)