DISCLAIMER THIS CHAPTER IS BORING
today was an off day and we were in New Mexico. currently we are all sitting in the bus trying to figure out what to do.
"we could learn how to yodel" rian suggested
"we could get so fucked up we don't know left from right" Jack smiled
"jacky not to burst your bubble but you don't know left from right regardless of the amount of alcohol in your system" I giggled
"let's get a hotel room tonight so we can swimmmmmm" alex whined
"i don't even own a bathing suit alex" I laughed
"THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO GET YOU ONE THEN HALO" alex yelled excitedly
"okay okay okay okay whatever" I shook my head.
a quick trip to but me a bathing suit took 2 hours. and we left with 4 bathing suits, because alex insisted "it's good to have a variety"
alex booked a hotel for our night off and we headed to the pool for
"family bonding bitches" in jack's words.
we swam for way too long and zack complained he looked like a raisin for 20 minutes while we waited for pizza.
"halo and I have an interview with alternative press tomorrow at 11" alex noted as he grabbed at a fourth slice of pizza
"I hope I don't say anything stupid gee wiz" I whined
"Jack has so so much stupid stuff in interviews don't even worry about it." rian reassured me.
after a friends marathon and jack protesting about why he couldn't go out to a club we all went to seep.
"WAKEY WAKEY YOU PIGS IN BLANKEYS" jack wailed banding spoons together.
"shut your whore mouth" I yelled across the room
"EXCUSE YOU MISS ILL LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS WHORE MOUTH HAS NOT TOUCHED A P-" jack got cut off by rian
"THATS QUITE ENOUGH WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DRY SPELL JACK"
alex and I got ready and headed to AP office.
we are now sitting with a lady named clara
"hello alex and hazel I'm Clara and today we're going to ask some questions about APs favorite family" she smiled
" welp hello I'm alex gaskarth and this is my lovely daughter halo gaskarth." I awkwardly waved at the introduction.
"okay let's start off with, how did you find hazel?"
"I knew I wanted to adopt a kid, not too young because I'm obviously a bit reckless. but someone to keep me on my feet and someone to give the world to. I searched for someone to fit my punk nature." Alex smiled at me and I returned with an eye roll.
"I found her and I got in touch with her social worker and we set up a day to meet and I just knew this kid was it for me." he laughed
"actually I'm a witch and he's under a spell. in my years of foster care I took up voodoo." I sarcastically remarked earning a chuckle from alex
after a bunch more boring questions we made it to the last one,
"what would you like to tell your fans or just people in general"
"burritos are never a good idea before you preform" alex said in all seriousness
"don't do heroin and you should be good." I smiled and waved as the video ended.
"let's go get a burrito I'm starved" alex whines as we walk out
"hypocrite. alex you're a slut for burritos" I mumble under my breath.