(A/N I was listening to this song as I wrote this spoof. I think it explains most people. Comment down below what you think. Is this you or not?)
(LEGAL STUFF: I DONT OWN THE NAMES OF THE CHARACTERS, JUST THE PLOT)
Jake: HEY PANDA!!!!
Panda: What do you want Jake?
Jake: GIVE ME STUFF!!!!
Panda: Now why would I do that?
Jake: BECAUSE WE ARE FRIENDS!!!
Panda: *sigh* What do you need, and how much of it do you need?
Jake: GIVE ME 64 OAK WOOD TRUNKS!
Panda: Fine Jake. *turns back on Jake to get the wood from his chest*
Jake: *thinks in head* TROLLOLOLOL I'm gonna steal his gold while his back is turned. 😈
Panda: *turns around with wood* Here yo- PUT DOWN MY BUDDER OR DIE!
Jake: FIGHT ME BRO!
*EPIC BATTLE FOLLOWS, PANDA WINS AND GOES HOME TO MAKE BUDDER CRAP*
THE END
(A/N ok so for all you people out there going "what just happened??" you can't blame me, you signed up for this crap when you opened my book😆)