Harry Potter Vs Twilight!

By DarkChickie

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A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph. More

Introduction- Please Read This First!
Why Harry Potter Is AWESOME!
Why Twilighters think Twilight is better
Ways To Annoy Twi-hards With Harry Potter!
Stuff Thats Not in the Books
The Most Epic Twilight Story Ever!
Dear Twilight
Harry Potter Number Game
Thank You's To The Characters
Stephan King Hates Twilight Too!
After The Battle
Voldemort, Bitches!
Meyer's 'Excellent' Writing
Edward Cullen Sucks
Ron and Hermione Vs Edward and Bella
The Seven Commandments HP Fans Must Follow!
You Say Twilight, I Say Avada Kedavra
Voting Time!!
Potterheads Voting Area
Twilighters Voting Area
Harry Potter Generation
Head Cannons!
10,000 Reads!
Which HP Character Are You Like?
Well This is Random
Let's Play What If?
Fanfiction Contest!
The Potterfly Project
Books According To ______
How To Raise Your Children The Harry Potter Way!
Pick A Name!
Shipping!
Serious Business
More Twilighter Dummies!
omg Like I Love Edwaard!! <3 <3 <3 <3
If Harry Potter Met Twilight?
The True Story Behind Twilight
Wizard Types!
Mini Rant(?)
Q&A!
NEW MOVIES??!!!
omg Bellaa Swaan Is like an Amazzing Rolle Modell!!!! <3 <3
Rant!
Harry Potter and Love
The Gathering Storm
Why I Will Never Support Severus Snape
My Harry Potter Experiences
Edward Cullen Is Abusive?!

Merry Christmas!

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By DarkChickie

Yesterday was Christmas for us Aussies (Yes Im Australian. No we dont ride kangaroos. Everyone knows koalas are cooler)

So yesterday I was thinking Santa is a wizard!!
-He uses the Floo network to get down our chimneys
-He uses an invisibility cloak/ disillusionment charm so we can't see him
-He has elves to make the toys (house elves) 
-Muggles don't believe in him
- His sack has an undetectable extension charm, so he can hold onto the worlds toys!

Now lets sing some christmas carols!

On the twelefth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....
12 Bertie Bott's beans
11 cutesy House Elves
10 years with Dursleys
9 happy Weasleys
8 friendly Muggles
7 Horcruxes
6 Quidditch broomsticks
ONE GOLDEN SNITCH!!!
4 Hogwarts houses
3 Deathly Hallows
Ron and Hermione
And a Cloak of In-vis-ah-bil-ity!


Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here! And now bedtime. Off you trot!

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