Welcome to the Club.
Yes, we dislike men. We hate them for hurting and taking women for granted. We promise to never love a man for we loathe them. We join the club to guard and chain our heart from men’s evil charm. We will do anything to get away from men who seek to hurt us. Each and every one of us experienced the ruthlessness of men and we vow to never let ourselves experience that again.
Okay… enough with this emotional shits. Yes, we hate men and this Club was made for man haters. But like any ordinary woman, we like to pamper ourselves in the salon or spa, hang out in the Club house, chat in the café with other club members and shop ‘till we drop. We don’t sit in the corner and plan the annihilation of male species. We actually have a life. Club members become friends and business partners. We enjoy each others company and we like it like that.
If you want to stay with us, you have to follow one simple rule of Misandrist Club, the one and only rule...never ever love a man.
Follow that and you’ll be a forever member of the Club. But can you really follow that one simple rule?
Always remember, love will hit you when you least expect it. So be ready and expect the unexpected… you might fall in love with a man you curse to the depths of hell.
When that happens, I will kick you out from Misandrist Club. Sayonara and may you have a shitty love life. Have a good day.
Club President,
Celestia Czarnecki