I woke up in the morning to find myself naked and still wrapped in Ash’s arms.
I then realized Ash and I had sex for the first time as a married couple.
I then realized Ash was my husband.
I got up and threw on some clothes.
I then looked in the mirror and saw I had MAJOR sex hair. I quickly brushed my hair and then it looked perfect.
I walked down the hall to Jakes room and knocked on the door.
No Answer.
I knocked again.
Still no answer.
Son of a bitch.
I knocked again and said “Jake, wake up its me”
No answer.
WHAT THE HELL?
“JAKE GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP AND OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR” I yelled, pounding on the door.
“Mmmmm” I heard coming from inside his room then some shuffling of feet.
“What the hell do you want” Jake asked with tired dripping from his voice, scratching the back of his head.
“I want my daughter lazy ass” I said to him.
“Oh, come in” He said, letting me in.
I looked around at this pigsty.
“What the hell Jake? You’ve only been here for 1 night. You’re a pig”
“I know” he said with a smirk.
“Ughhhh where is she” I asked looking around the room.
“Right here” He said, picking her up out of her crib.
“Bye Maria” He cooed then handed her to me.
“Hi Maria” I cooed just like Jake did.
“Hehe Jay Jay!” She called.
“Woah” Jake said.
“Yea, Ash taught her how to say some stuff.”
“Ohhhh cool” he said, smiling.
“Well, get ready cause everyone is going down to the two piers today” I said.
“WHAT? NOOOOOOO I WANNA SLEEEP” Jake whined.
“Too bad” I said, striding out of his room.
I got back to find Ash still asleep.
I put Maria in her play pen and went to go take a shower.
I got out of the shower to find Ash still asleep.
“Jackass” I mumbled to myself as I went to go put clothes on.
I fixed my hair and makeup and he STILL was asleep.
“Motherfucker” I mumbled, walking over to him.
“Ash, Ash, ASH, ASHLEY PURDY!!”
“WHAT WHAT WHAT” He yelled.
“Its time to get up” I said.
“Oh, hi Mrs.Purdy” He said with a smirk.
“Shut up and get dressed” I said, clearly pissed.
“Damn whos got your panties in a bunch” he asked, uncovering himself and standing up.
“You” I said.
“FINE FINE! ILL GET DRESSED!” He yelled, going to the bathroom.
I laughed to myself and went to go play with Maria.
He came out 10 minutes later, all ready to go.
I stood up and walked to him so I was facing Maria and his back was to her.
“Come here” He said with a smirk.
He grabbed on to me and held me close.
“Ash, Ash stop. Maria’s watching” I said, as he was about to kiss me.
“Maria look away” He said to her.
I looked around him and saw her cover her eyes, how cute.
He then gave me a big wet kiss and then pulled his face away from mine.
“I love you” he said, looking straight into my eyes.
“I love you to” I said, squeezing him tighter.
He was about to kiss me again when someone knocked.
“God damnit” He mumbled to himself.
“I’ll get it” I said, wiggling out of his grip.
I opened it to find everyone at the door.
“You guys ready to go” I asked.
“Yep” They all said in unison.
“Well come in, I just have to get Maria ready” I said letting everyone in.
They all scattered across out room and I saw a pair of Ashley boxers out in the open. I scooted it quickly under the bed before anyone saw them.
“You need to pick up your crap” I mumbled to Ash as I walked by him.
I picked up Maria and put her in a little black BVB dress and got out her BVB stroller.
“So, is everyone ready to go” I asked, strapping Maria into her stroller.
“yep” everyone yelled in unison.
“Lets goo” I said, opening the door for everyone.
Once everyone was out I made sure I had the room key and followed Ash and everyone to the elevator.
I counted and there are 12 people coming.
The elevator came and we all fit.
We were on the 5th floor, the very top floor, and then we stopped on the 3rd floor.
When it opened there were about 5 people waiting.
I thought they were going to wait since there was barley room for one person so I headed for the Close Door button but then they started filing in.
All I could think was “Sons of a Bitches”
When they got in the doors barley closed and we all headed down to level 1 together.
All 17 people in that elevator that was barely made for 12.
When the doors finally opened they got out first then we all ran for the exit of the hotel.
Once we got out of the doors we started casually walking to Santa Monica Pier.
“Hey Desiree” Ash said and we were leading the crowd.
“Yea?” I asked.
Big mistake.
He took his index finger and middle finger and made them into a “V” shape and rested them right at the corners of his lips. Then he stuck his tongue out and moved it up and down.
“ASH! YOUR SICK!” I yelled while he just chuckled
“You know I’m only kidding ya babe” He said, ruffling my hair and pulling me into a hug.
“Yea yea whatever” I said, staring forward.
“Love you” He said, giving me a quick kiss.
“Love ya to” I said, returning the kiss.
“DESIREE” I heard someone call from the other side of the street.
I looked over and saw who it was.
Shit. Not him. Not now.
“HEY DESIREE! YOU EMO FAG! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING” Ryan asked.
“IM GOING TO NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS LAND” I yelled at him.
Then he started coming over here.
“Tell me where your going” He said, getting close up to my face so I stopped.
“NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS RYAN!” I yelled back in his face.
“Awww look at you and your little emo posy and your emo boyfriend and your emo girl here and your emo brother and your parents” He said.
“Just shut up and leave me alone, I wanna enjoy it here before I have to leave” I said to him.
“Where ya going? HELL?!” he said evily.
“ON MY MOTHERFUCKING HONEYMOON ASSHOLE NOW LEAVE” I yelled at him.
“WHO IN THE HELL WOULD WANT TO MARRY YOUR ASS” He yelled.
“THIS GUY” I said jamming my thumb into Ashley’s arm.
“Ohhhh so, you married a emo? Whats your name… Emo” Ryan asked Ash.
“Ashley” He said gritting his teeth.
“WOAH! I didn’t know you were LESBIAN DESIREE” Ryan said with fake shock in his voice.
“IM NOT!”
“THEN WHY DID YOU MARRY A GIRL”
“HE IS NOT A GIRL”
“HMMM, WELL…. HE DRESSES LIKE A GIRL AND HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL AND HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE GIRLS HAIR AND HIS NAME IS ASHLEY”
“HES ALL MAN! MORE THEN YOUR SORRY ASS WILL EVER BE” I yelled.
“Your just mad cause you ended up with this instead of allll thissss cause I du-” I cut him off.
“-FIRST! I DON’T WANT ANY OF THAT AND SECOND! I DUMPED YOUR SORRY ASS!” I yelled at him.
“Haha, nice try to make me look bad in front of your emo husband over there”
“You don’t need anyone to make you look bad. I see you’ve taken care of that for yourself” Ash said with a smirk.
“You wanna go fag”
“If it means you’ll leave her alone then hell yes” Ash said.
“Ima beat your ass” Ryan said.
“No you won’t” Jake said stepping forward. “I’m helping him, I need to defend my
“I need to defend my daughter” My dad said stepping forward.
“I need to defend my friend” Andy and Jinxx said together, stepping forward.
“I need to defend this crazy nice bitch” CC said stepping forward.
“I need to protect my new daughter-in-law” Ash’s dad said stepping forward.
“I’ma still beat all of your asses” He said, getting into a fighting position.
“BRING IT” All the guys yelled.
“STOP STOP! Thanks so much but I can deal with it myself” I said, walking over to Ryan while all the guys stepped back but stayed in a clump.
“Leave me alone” I said while giving him a few hard kicks in his “man regions” and then punching him super hard in the face.
“Asshole” I said walking back to Maria and striding off.
I looked back and saw all the guys kicking Ryan as he lay on the cement, clutching his manhood, or, what was left of it.
We all walked in silence until we got to The Santa Monica Pier
We walked to the part of the pier where the amusement park started.
The first thing we saw when we entered was The Inkies Wave Jumper.
“Oh Ash, we need to get Maria on that” I said nudging him.
“Anything you want just keep that thing away from me” He said, holding my elbow back.
“Go on it with her” I said, pushing him towards the ride.
“Why me?”
“Cause you’re her father and I don’t wanna ride it” I said simply.
“Alright” He said, picking Maria out of her stroller,
He walked over to the ride and showed them their wristbands and got on the ride.
I walked up to the gate.
This was going to be fun.
Ash put Maria in one of the seats and tried to fit into the other seat because it was a 2 seater,
The ride started and before Ashley started moving he made sure to give me the finger and mouthed to me “Fuck you”
I made a heart with my hands and mouthed the words “I love you”
They started and it started moving and it went up then took a dip and kept doing that for the whole ride.
When they got off Maria was laughing and giggling but Ash was pissed.
“That hurt my fucking back” Ash said rubbing his back.
“I’m sorry Ash” I said, rubbing his back. “But the important thing is Maria had a good time right?”
“I guess” He said, starting to walk.
We came up to Inkies Scrambler.
This was a ride Maria couldn’t ride.
Anybody that does not wanna ride this ride, please say so.
Only my mom raised her hand.
“Ok, then mom, do you mind taking Maria?” I asked.
“No Problem” She said, barging through us to Maria.
“Okay guys, lets go” I said, walking to the gate.
We all got to ride and it was 2 per seat.
Ash and I had a seat. Jake and Dad shared a seat. Ash’s parents had a seat. Jinxx and Sammi had a seat. Andy and CC had a seat.
It started off really slow but gradually got faster.
When it was at its fastest it threw us around the seat
Ash and I kept falling on each other.
“How was it” My mom asked when we got off.
“Awesome” I said, trying to regain my balance.
We walked a little more and then we found Inkies Pirate Ship
I wanna take Maria on that” I said hitting Ash.
“Alright, alright” He said holding my hand back.
“Go on it with us”
“Okkkkk” He said with a sigh.
I walked up to the gate and everyone followed me.
We all got on and we filled up the whole boat.
It was 2 people per seat so I sat with Maria, Jinxx sat with Sammi, my parents sat together, Ash’s parents sat together, Andy and Ash sat together and Jake and CC sat together.
It started moving slowly then went higher and higher.
I grabbed tightly to Maria because she started crying.
I calmed her down and she loved the rest of the ride.
We got off and instead of putting Maria back in her stroller I held her because she was still a little shooken up.
We walked until we came up to The West Coaster and my jaw just dropped.
“I have to ride that” I said.
“No way in hell am I riding that” Ash said staring up at it.
“Well, I’m not riding it alone”
“I’ll ride it with ya sis” Jake said.
“Thank you soooo much Jake! Anyone else wanna ride.”
“We do” Jinxx and Sammi said.
“I do” Andy said.
“I SO FUCKING DO” CC said, jumping to the front of us.
“Alright, lets go” I said handing Maria to Ashley and running to the line.
We got on and it and we went in the front seat and it was 2 people per seat so Jake and I sat together, Jinxx and Sammi sat together and Andy and CC sat together.
It started going up the 55 foot hill slowly, creating anticipation.
“How ya doing” Jake asked.
“Scared as fuck” I said, gripping the rail in front of me tighter.
“It’s ok” Jake said rubbing my shoulder as best he could and then we reached the top of the hill.
“Here we go” Jake said, putting his hands up as we fell 55 feet.
I screamed my head off and grabbed on even tighter.
We took off at 35 mph.
As we went down I felt the mist from the ocean hit my face and we quickly wrapped around and I saw ash and the parents waiting down there, watching us.
We rode a little bit more then came to a stop in the station.
I got off and had to hold on to Jake to stand up because I was dizzy.
“How was the torture machine” Ash asked as I was stumbling over to him.
“Awesome” I said, grabbing onto his shoulder to stay up.
“You ok?” Ash asked, grabbing on to me.
“Fine” I said steadying myself.
We walked a little bit and saw the Sea Planes.
“Ok, looks like it seats four. Is there anybody who wants to be a fourth person in our plane” I asked.
“I will” Jake said stepping forward.
“Alright, does anybody want to ride in a different plane.”
“I will” Andy said.
“3 more people” I said.
“We will” Jinxx and Sammi said.
“1 More person”
“MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!” CC said running to the front.
“Alright, so that’s all” No one said a word.
“Alright then” I said going towards the gate.
We got on planes and Maria and I were in the front and Jake and Ash were in the back. On the other plane, Jinxx and Sammi were in the back and Andy and CC were in the front.
I put Maria’s hands on the steering wheel and put her other hand on the button.
As soon as the ride started she went crazy pressing the lift button and jerking the wheel.
I silently heard Ash mumble to himself saying “shitshitshitshit”
I reached back and grabbed his hand and put it on my shoulder and he squeezed really hard that I thought he was going to dislocate it.
We landed and Ash was the first one out.
When I caught up with him he hugged me real tight.
“Ash, Ash, calm down! Its over” I said rubbing his back.
He was speechless with fear.
“At least Maria had fun right”
“Fun with my fear” Ash said out of breath.
“You almost killed my shoulder”
“She almost killed my heart” Ash said gesturing to Maria.
“Oh stop being a big baby and lets find something else”
“Alright” Ash said standing up straight and starting to walk.
We walked until we saw the Sea Dragon
It was swinging and I was memorized.
“Holy shit. I HAVE to ride that” I said quietly.
“I’ll ride it with ya” Jake said putting his hand on my shoulder.
“Thanks, anyone else.” I said and looked at Ash.
“Hell no” He said stepping back.
“I will” My dad said.
“Alright, anyone else” I asked.
“MEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEE” CC said jumping up and down.
“Alright lets go” I said running towards the entrance.
It was 2 people per seat so I sat next to Jake and CC sat next to my dad.
It started slowly then it slowly gained speed and height.
Once it got up to its full height, its angle was a 180 degrees arc.
It then slowly started to slow down after a while.
I came off the ride laughing because it was so fun.
“You TOTTALY should have done that Ash.” I said to him.
“No. Thank. You” Ash said.
“Ok then, lets see what else we can do.”
It was starting to get dark so lights started coming on.
We came across Inkie’s Air Lift.
“Oooh, we need to get Maria on that” I said.
“Alright, as long as she doesn’t go crazy I’m fine” Ash said.
“Ok, anybody else” I asked.
“I DOOOOOOO” CC said.
“Alright”
“Me” Andy and Jake said.
“ok is that all”
No comment.
“Ok lets go” I said, heading toward the ride.
Ash, Maria, CC and I got in one balloon while Jake and Andy got in another balloon with two other kids.
“ok, lets help Maria steer this thing” I said, putting Maria’s hands on the wheel.
I put mine on and then Ash and CC put theirs on.
It started and we started spinning the wheel in the middle of the basket.
Soon enough I heard Jake and Andy starting to scream in joy from their basket and we did the same.
When we got off we saw the two kids that were riding with Andy and Jake run to their moms in fear.
“What did you guys do to them” I asked.
“Nothing, we just showed our happiness and joy” Andy said simply.
“Ok, lets get back to everyone” I said.
We walked some more and came to the Pacific Plunge.
“No way am I riding that” My mom said.
“Does anybody else not wanna ride” I asked.
Crickets.
“Ok then, you guys can watch Maria while we go on.” I said to them.
We walked up and there was exactly 10 of us so we fit perfectly on to the 10 seater gondola.
I sat on the very edge on the far left followed by Ash, Jake, CC, My dad, Ash’s dad and mom, Andy, Sammi and Jinxx.
We rose up slowly up the 9 story high, 150 feet high tower.
I grabbed on to Ash’s knee as we dropped about 5 storys then got thrown back up and got thrown another 6 storys and kept doing that until we dropped the whole 9 floors then we rose back up and dropped slowly.
I got off clutching Ashley.
“That was freaky” I said.
“I bet” My mom said.
“Lets look for more stuff to do” I said.
Then I saw something called the Sig Alert EV. I went closer and saw it was bumper cars.
“ooooh Ash, I will tottaly beat your ass in that” I said to him.
“Your on jellybean” He said running to the gate.
Jake followed and so did CC, Andy, Jinxx and Sammi.
We all got on a bumper car and started bumping into each other.
I mostly hit Ash and Jake.
CC, Ash, Andy and Jake mostly hit me.
We got off and my legs were a little numb.
“Damn, you hit hard” I said to the guys.
“yep” they said all smug.
“Lets do the ferris wheel then go back to the hotel” I said, looking at the Pacific Wheel.
Luckily the car sat 12 so we all got in one car.
We got in and we rose about 45 feet until it stopped so more people could get on.
We rose another 45 feet so we were at the top and stopped and just swung.
I looked down and realized we were 90 feet in the air.
We then started moving and stopped 45 feet from the ground.
I looked over and saw the bright LED lights flashing in my eyes.
“Those are bright” I said repositioning Maria on my lap.
“Yep, and theres alot” Ashley said.
“Yep”
We got back down to the bottom and got off.
I was waiting for Ash to unfold Maria’s stroller and she fell asleep in my arms.
“Ash Ash” I said stopping him in the middle of unfolding the stroller.
“I’m just going to let Maria sleep in my arms so I don’t wake her putting her in her stroller.” I said.
“Alright” Ash said folding it back up.
We got back to the hotel at about 10:00 pm.
We all separated into our different rooms.
I got Maria into her pink BVB footie pajamas and put her in her play pen/crib.
I changed into my sleep clothes and Ashley stripped down to his boxers.
We got in bed then Ash wrapped his arms around me and breathed hot air on my ear.
“Do you wanna-”
“No” I said, digging deeper into the bed,
“I was gonna say sleep but since you don’t do you wanna-”
“NO” I said, jabbing my but into his stomach which made him giggle.
“Oh shut up” I said harshly to him.
“Ouch, harsh”
“Maria’s in the room.” I said trying to make it make sense to him.
“So, shes fast asleep, I can be quiet” He said rubbing his finger down my neck.
“No I’m just tired! I wanna go to sleep cause we have a plane in the morning so please let me sleep”
“Fine, Fine” He said tightening his grip around me.
When I woke up Ash and Maria were still asleep.
I decided to get ready so I took a shower and put on some sweat pants and a loose BVB T-shirt. I threw my hair back into a ponytail and left all my makeup off. I put on some black BVB converse and went to get Maria ready and all her stuff packed.
I put Maria into a black BVB sun dress and some black baby converse.
I then went to wake up Ashley.
He woke up with ease and I gave him a quick kiss before his shower.
He came out with black sweat pants and a black wife beater, He then put on his jacket that zipped up all the way to cover his face so that it looks like his face was a skeleton.He put on some black converse and straightened his hair.
I opened the door with Maria in my arms and me and Ash walked down to breakfast.
When we got down we found everyone was already there.
“Hey guys” I greeted as I went to go get breakfast.
I came back with a waffle and a cheese Danish.
I sat down and thee first thing my mom said to me was
“Don’t do anything stupid”
I was confused as fuck.
“Huh?”
“I mean use protection”
Oh god! Not another sex talk.
“Mom, were a smart married couple” I said, taking a bite of my waffle.
“You never knowwwwww”
“MOM!”
“Fine fine” She said, eating some of her Danish.
The breakfast was sorta silent till I broke it.
“So Jake, you excited about taking Maria for 2 weeks” I asked him.
“HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLHECK YEA” Jake said, correcting himself due to a evil glance from our mother.
She didn’t like us using profanities around her.
“Yea, of course I am” Jake said, calming down.
“Good, she really loves you Jake” I said. “Your almost like a 2nd father to her” I told him.
“Well, that’s good.” He said.
“Yep” I replied.
“So, where are you guys going” Sammi asked.
“I don’t know” I said shrugging my shoulders.
“You don’t know? How could you not know” Sammi asked real confused.
“Ashley planned it all. He booked the plane tickets and payed for them and did all he needed for this trip.”
“Where do you wanna go” Sammi asked.
“I would LOVE to go to Scottland but I bet he’s sick of Europe from going there so many times. I honestly don’t care as long as I’m with my man” I said leaning my head on Ashley’s shoulder.
He kissed my head and went back to eating.
We ate and talked some more until we had to head to the airport.
The airport was on our way home so we all drove to the airport.
We all walked until we got to our gates.
“I’ll call you when we get there and get back” I told my mom and Sammi.
“You better! I wanna hear all the G details” She said.
“Don’t worry mom” I said, giving her a hug then she walked off.
“I wanna hear everything weather it only gets to G or it goes to R” Sammi said with a mischievous smile.
“Oh I’m pretty sure it’s going up to R” I said, chuckling which caused her to fall into a fit of laughter.
I swear this girl is WEIRD sometimes.
“I love you daddy” I said giving him a hug once Sammi calmed down.
“I love you to sweetheart. I’ll miss you”
“I’ll miss you to” I said, tears welling up then I started to cry.
“Aww, baby, baby, no, don’t cry” he said, rubbing my back which made me slowly stop.
“I love you daddy” I said once again.
“I love you to sweetheart” He said again then walked off.
I said goodbye to each of the boys but CC’s goodbye was different.
“Bye C-WOAH” I said as he pulled me in for a bone crushing hug.
“God Damnit CC! Let me go” I said, trying to wiggle out of his grip.
“Nope” he said, squeezing me tighter.
“CC I am soooo fucking serious” I said starting to kick him.
“I’m a big bear rawrrrr” He said, starting to swing me a little until I kneed him softly in his ummm, crotchual regions. Not enough to hurt him, just to get the message across.
“Fine fine” He said stepping back.
“I’m going to miss you” CC said with a smile.
“Me to ceece” I said to him.
I said goodbye to Ashley’s parents and then it was Maria.
“Bye Maria I love you” I said, leaning down to give her a hug.
She softly squeezed my neck and I moved out of the way for Ash to say goodbye to her.
Jake was last. Oh boy.
“Jake, I’m going to miss you” I said, launching myself on to him.
“Sis, it’s only to weeks” Jake said with a chuckle.
“I know but I get worried” I said.
“Why would you get worried about me, your big brother.”
“Cause, your all alone in that big house and I’m scared somethings going to happen to you or you’ll get lonely.”
“Nothings going to happen and if I do get lonely I have all my band mates and I have mom and dad only a few hours away”
“Ok, just promise me you’ll be careful”
“I promise you” He said, squeezing me tighter.
“Ok, you be careful with my daughter” I said to him.
“Don’t you WORRY! I’ll take good care of her. Shes the closest I’ll get to a daughter of my own in a few years. I’ll treat her like my own” He said, comforting me.
“Thanks” I said, releasing him.
“Ash, why don’t you walk everyone out and help Jake get Maria’s stuff in his car.
“Alright” Ash said, walking towards the front of the airport with everyone following him except for CC.
CC walked over to me once Ash was out of sight and gave me a kiss.
He stepped back with a look of shock on both of our faces.
“Oh shit, Ashleys gunna KILL me! I am SOOOO sorry” he said, running towards the exit.
I just stood there in utter, complete shock.
Ash came back and looked worried.
“What’s wrong babe” he asked me, stroking my back.
“Nothing, nothing” I said.
“Lets get to the front gate” I said because I heard our plane called over the speaker.
“Alright” Ashley said, grabbing all the bags and I mean ALL.
“Ash, I’ll take mine.”
“No, No” He said starting to walk.
“Fine” I said walking to the gate empty handed.
CC’S POV
I made a big mistake.
I should not have kissed Desiree.
Shes married to my best friend.
I am not going to tell Ash or Jake about this.
Hopefully I can just forget about it.
I’m going over to Jake’s house to play with Maria.
Have I mentioned I love babys.
JAKE’S POV
With Ash’s help we had Maria strapped in and I headed home.
Once I got home I got all of Maria’s stuff out of my car and set it up in my spare room I had.
I walked back downstairs and sat down on the floor with Maria and played with her until the doorbell rang.
I got up and saw it was CC.
“Hey, I was just wondering if I could come over and play with Maria?” He asked.
“Sure, why not. I have to make food anyway” I said letting him in.
He went straight to Maria and started playing with her while I went over to the kitchen to start on Maria’s food.
CC’S POV
Jake let me in and I went to go play with Maria.
We played with her blocks and then Jake said it was time for her to eat and I decided to go home.
I seriously hope Desiree just forgets about me kissing her and forgives me.
I really hope she doesn’t hate me.
I have to talk to her when she gets back.