[so many of you are asking for a sequel and im honestly torn between wanting to make one and keeping the ending like this im so+selfie at the end :')]
a/n: stories in my drafts chapter is posted in my tags&rants book !!
HOSEOK
1. boy im terrified for you. be safe. how are you feeling rn?
im safe, at least i think i am. i feel horrible, i lost someone so special to me. i dont know what to do about it.
2. ILY HOBI
i love you too :)
3. U're totally a bottom, u know that? Like ur a born bottom
how do you know im a bottom? what if its the complete opposite?
4. BE SAFE
i will, thanks <3
5. Are you and yoongi fucking orr ???
that definitely does not concern you but we do have some action going on off-camera if you know what i mean
6. Are you living or just breathing? HOW MANY CUPCAKES DID YOU EAT? Sing a song? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
oii calm down with the questions !! im alive if thats what you mean. i lost count. what song? no it didnt hurt bc yoongi was down there to catch me :)
7. son, why are you perfect and adorable
im not perfect but i do agree, im adorable as fuck
8. marry yoongi
im way ahead of you
9. adopt me please
why not
10. hoseok do you want to have kids? (with yoongi)
maybe?
YOONGI
1. were you into anyone before hoseok came into your life?
yeah, i was into jaebum
2. if you saw your father stab hoseok to death, would you even call him a father?
no what the fuck i would stab hIM
3. hobi's ass is art, right?
yes.
4. do you have a chance to get hobi in bed?
ofc i do im min yoongi the genius
5. are you secretly a bunny? do you believe im high? thighs or ass?
im not a bunny but jungkook certainly is. yes, yes i do believe you're high. thats a hard question but i'd go for ass.
6. take care of my son + do you always think of somi? (sorry)
your son is well taken care of. yes, she's always on my mind.
7. do you still consider your dad as a dad?
no i do not
8. marry hoseok
okay
9. adopt me please
sure i dont mind
10. yoongi do you want to get married to hoseok?
yeah
JUNGKOOK
1. do you love the booty ;)?
i live for the booty
2. two questions, one, are you ok? bc of the incident [ill buy you food if not] and two, u top or bottom?
no i want to kill myself. is that even a question? top ofc.
3. would you miss him or his ass?
i'd miss him but that doesn't mean i wont miss his ass
4. im so sorry for you jungkook, please help hoseok kill that son of a bitch
yeah i will
5. hey kook you ok
no, no im not
6. bunny
thx fam
7. adopt me please if yoonseok don't adopt me
im too young for that
JIMIN
1. is he even gonna answer cause he's dead by now
u know heaven has phones too
2. U DEAD OR NAW
ye
3. tell me about the afterlife
its pretty chill coz theres unlimited supply of jungcocks
4. please dont be dead thanks
if ur reading this its too late
5. when ur alive, put a ring on jungkook because.. boi jikook has to be real
i put a ring on him in my dreams so hopefully that happens irl
6. you dead man?
yeah man
7. i love you
i love you too but as friends bc jungkook
8. im crazy too lets be friends?
great lets be friends
9. are you fucking dead
yes i fucking am
10. dont die
but i did
11. please dont be dead thanks 2
news flash my soul has left my body
12. are you okay? dont be sarcastic with me pls im worried
im fine, you know, if you count me sitting in heaven looking @ yall
13. please be ok
okay <3
SOMI
1. I MISS YOU. WHEN I GO TO HEAVEN, CAN WE EAT CHOCOLATE COVERED DONUTS TOGETHER?
i miss everyone and yes, of course!!
2. ILY
i love you too!
3. Does heaven have donuts?
it does and a secret between me and you, they taste delicious
4. babe im sorry.. if you were still alive i'd adopt you.
its okay, really!! heaven is peaceful :)
5. you're adorable
you're adorabler
6. i miss you
i miss you too
7. IMY BBY GIRL, whos your favorite person? what food do you like beside donuts? whats your favorite game? do you like to dance?
i miss you too! my favorite person will forever and always be yoongi because he takes care of me and i love him very much! i like ice cream but don't tell the donuts because they will think i'm choosing icecream over them shh!! my favorite game would be hide and seek! i love to dance, do you??!
8. hows heaven you lil angel
it's great! i can do whatever i want here :)
9. ily bae
i love you more!
10. ily you little angel, you didn't deserve to live like that
i love you too! oh well, i cant choose which family i wanna be born into and i ended up with this but thats okay, i dont want anyone else to be in my place so that way, nobody will get hurt :)
11. i miss you so much
awe i miss you too
YOONGI'S DAD
1. i hate you so much
like i care
2. talk shit get hit bitch
who lit the fuse on your tampon
3. why
why what
4. can u die or can i kill you
i choose none
5. talk shit get fricked im coming for you
its nice to know i can get random people to come for me even though im an old man
6. FITE ME
fight yourself
7. why cant you just die? cuz if you dont soon imma kill you myself you killed somi who was my life. WHY?
she was useless
8. wanna fight? ill meet you at the corner of mcdonalds. fight me bitch
ofc its at mcdonalds phattie [a/n: IM SO SORRY I LOVE YOU AND I DONT MEAN IT, ITS JUST HOW HIS DAD WOULD ANSWER, PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY]
9. I WILL GET ME AND MY BUDDIES TO FIGHT U
yay more people to kill
10. why?
why WHAT
11. no comment because my anger. you killed my precious cinnamon bun like why
no comment because your cinnamon bun deserved to die
12. oKAY LISTEN UP YOU FUCK. WHY ARE YOU A DICKHEAD AND A FUCKED UP FATHER AND A SHIT OF A PERSON? KYS
im offended i should go kill myself cause someone told me to lol
13. WHY DID U KILL SOMI. WHY ARE U OUT OF JAIL. CAN U PLEASE KILL URSELF INSTEAD OF KILLING OTHERS?!?! Like Somi aRE u FOR ReAL? And JIMIN WHY JIMIN DO U EVEN KNOW HIM?!?!
sHe WaS uSeLeSs and im out of jail bc i was able to escape and no i wont kill myself the FUCK and yeah ofc i know jimin, hes my so called son's best friend
14. f u
same 2 u
15. hu the foock r u fish nugget
eng sub pls
16. WTF BRO FIGHT ME. TURN ON YOUR LOCATIONS. SQUARE UP RN.
id love to fight, where are you? im in south korea but oh wait, i dont think you'll ever get to come here haha bye nice chatting w/ you
AUTHOR
1. thank you (;;;; i love you very much
NO PROBLEM i love you too :')
2. why you do this to my heart
i love rollercoasters
3. your skills infired me
im glad they did haha
4. why you gotta play with my feelings :(? its okay ily <3
i apologize :') and i love you too
5. why'd you make yoongi's dad kill jimin
because he thought since he couldn't kill yoongi right then at the graduation, he'd kill jimin to make yoongi suffer
6. What made you write this book? who infired you? why do you like hurting my heart? do you bathe in tears of us fangirls? can you find my soul?
honestly, i was sitting in class one day with my laptop opened and i thought, hey why not write a story so i can publish it? [as in hard copies] so i started writing this story, which was a normal boyxgirl teenfic with nothing kpop related at all but then when i posted it on my acc here, i said i didnt want a normal teenfic so i unpublished and completely turned it into a boyxboy and chose yoonseok :) BORING CHEMISTRY CLASS INFIRED ME HAHAHA, im sorry if i hurt your heart, lemme heal it :o i think this is how bighit feels like when they post sad music videos lol
7. what infired you to write this? did your other books end in angst? how are you? why so much angst wtf
a very boring chemistry class infired me to write this tbh. hmm, well not really but some do have sad endings but not as QWAOHSDKNC as this one. im good, thank you for asking :) and i dont know myself why theres so much angst i just feel like angst makes a book so damn interesting and emotional lol i love books like that [dunno wHY i need help]
8. y do u hate me
i love yOU
9. i want to be your fren
okay hmu in the dms
OTHERS
1. TO MRS. JUNG: can u tell me ur secret, how u got HIM as a son? thanks
well his father and i had sex and viola, you're welcome.
2. TO NAMJOON: where u at
up jin's asshole
3. TO JIN AND NAMJOON: DID YALL FUCK OR NAH?
yeah, loads