Call Ended

By uhsthetic

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"Can the earth crack open in half and swallow me because my cramps are killing me." "Do you usually call str... More

foreword
i ; red pepper ice-cream
ii ; pet sweaters
iii ; riddikulus
iv ; fun-sized
v; absence
vi ; brentsman
vii ; sleepless
viii ; funnily
ix ; call me cupid
x ; rainy days
xi ; batboy
xii ; my boo
xiii ; counsel me
xiv ; tell me
xv; speak
xvi ; dorkus is my canary
Not an Update
xviii ; two months of you
xix ; sleepy talk
xx ; Monsieur Damien
xxi ; Elsa's Hotline
xxii; sappy thoughts
xxiii ; R & J
xxiv ; dory the explorey
xxv ; precious treasures
xxvi ; tell me
xxvii ; Impressions
COOKIE DOUGH
xxviii; wait what
Fanarts
xxix ; murderer
xxx ; get out
xxxi ; it begins
xxxii ; clues
xxxiii ; the reveal
xxxiv ; what he thought
xxxv; us.
xxxvi ; after-shock

xvii ; Gotham City

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Night  

"I have finally got it, Flo. The objective should be to find a man that you are attracted to but don't see  future with nor do you imagine yourself with him for a long time."

"Draco Malfoy?"

"Someone real,Flo . He needs to be real."

"He is real enough for me! Plus, people always love fictitious characters better. I had an imaginary friend as a child ; my parents liked him more than me."

"That only proves how much of a troublemaker you always were, Flo."

"Hogwarts is as real as it can get, Batman. In fact , Gotham City is not real."

"That doesn't nag me as much as you thought it would."

"That means you don't exist as Batman."

"Oh my god!"

"Exactly."

"I am only a genius billionaire, then?"

"It's hopeless to try and talk sense in to you."

"Then why do you even try?"

"We didn't reach the finish line so I am going to keep trying until I win."

"That deep a sentence for a joke like mine? Marvelous."

"How dare you refer to Marvel, you ungrateful mortal?"

 "I didn't refer to Marvel. All I said was Marvelous!"

"Which contains the word Marvel in it."

"Why should you even care about that? "

"Because you were first released as a comic superhero by DC."

He heard a thud as if something dropped to the floor.

"Flo? Did you drop the friggin' phone to the floor?"

"Of course, you did."

"I am sorry. The phone dropped to the floor."

"Obviously.How though?"

"I was reading a book and then a tear fell on it. So I was trying to protect it from my tears and during the mayhem, the phone dropped."

"If only books were waterproof."

"And hands-free.Honestly, what is the world even doing?"

"Where are we even progressing?"

"It's six months to 2017 and we still haven't figured this technology."

" Then, maybe, you should do it."

"I will if life doesn't kill me."

"Same,honestly."

"Goodnight."

"You are hanging up first? This is new."

"Because today was tiring and I need my beauty sleep."

"Right.You? Alright. Bye."

*call ended*

A/N : Loads of references in this chapter, not so subtle , of course! Have fun reading.

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