Dirty talk || p.j.

By Daebakkaeb

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"Wanna get naked?" "Id rather shred my eyes with an electric blender than see you naked." "Oh I love how you... More

Dirty talk
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q&a
jimin answer your stupid questions
min answer your stupid questions
yoongi answer your stupid questions
me answer your stupid questions
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a/n
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notice!!!
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q&a pt 2
jimin q&a
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author q&a
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I will discontinued this story
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minkii: yoongi

minkii: yOONGI ANSWER ME

minkii: I SEND U TEXTS FOR LIKE

minkii: TWO DAYS AND U DIDNT ANSWER

minkii: ARE YOU IGNORING ME

minkii: ARE YOU DEAD?

minkii: oh shit are you really dead tho

kinkyoongi: wazzup

kinkyoongi: woman im not dead calm the fuck down

kinkyoongi: its not dead its sleeping

kinkyoongi: i was sleeping

minkii: fOR TWO DAYS?

kinkyoongi: yaz

minkii: well damn

minkii: aNYWAY

minkii: im sorry about the party

kinkyoongi: wait what

kinkyoongi: what happened at the party

minkii: no um

minkii: you don't remember..?

kinkyoongi: um no.......?

kinkyoongi: WAIT

minkii: ??!!!!!???

kinkyoongi: we been fucking?

minkii: OH MY GOD NOOO???

minkii: tHE FUCK??

minkii: ISHAKBSKhxhanbssoh

kinkyoongi: relax boi

kinkyoongi: and its okay

kinkyoongi: no biggie, its just a stupid celebration party

minkii: so you cool?

kinkyoongi: yea im cool

kinkyoongi: wait no im really hot ;)

minkii: yoongi thats so lame

kinkyoongi: i know

kinkyoongi: i dont have any friends im lonely

minkii: aww :c

minkii: what about jimin tho?

kinkyoongi: aaah fuck that short thick ass

kinkyoongi: he's more of a....

kinkyoongi: servant

minkii: oH SHIT tRuuu

kinkyoongi: i kno right

kinkyoongi: we both have a lot in common

minkii: damn right

kinkyoongi: not to mention sass

minkii: yesyesyesyes

kinkyoongi: i think..

kinkyoongi: you could be my side hoe

minkii: wait what

minkii: SIDE hoe?

kinkyoongi: yup

minkii: who's the main hoe then

kinkyoongi: jimin duh

kinkyoongi: i MEAN WHAT HAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAJA

minkii: ummmm????

kinkyoongi: no im still looking for a main hoe

minkii: ok but you said its jimin

kinkyoongi: nO

kinkyoongi: I TOLD U HES A SERVANT NOTHING MORE

kinkyoongi: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

kinkyoongi: bELIEVEEEE

kinkyoongi: TRUST ME

kinkyoongi: I DIDNT LIE

kinkyoongi: CAN YOU TRUST ME

minkii: OK OK

minkii: geez

minkii: why r u panicking anyway

kinkyoongi: hahahahahahhajaa nothing

kinkyoongi: /cough

umm this sucks. BUT ANYWAY, hi guys I'm sorry I've been gone for a month???? But it's all good now and hopefully I can finish this crap.

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