Yay! Another round of ficlets!
For this ficlet series, I'll be using prompts from the Texts From Last Night website :)
So, according to Wikipedia, Texts From Last Night (TFLN) is a regularly updated blog that re-posts short text messages submitted by its users. The site tends to post texts that are shocking or scandalous. The receiver then sends the allegedly discovered text into this website. Since the texts are often similar to late night , they're often graphic and sexual in nature, thus not safe for work.
Text convo format ang ficlets sa series na 'to, usually between two people. To distinguish a pairing, ganito ang ginawa kong coding: & will be used for the pairing na magkatext, and / (backlash) will be used for the specific pairing they're talking about. Usually yung may / ay in a relationship :)
I already wrote tons of TFLN ficlets and may numbering siya sa Google Docs file ko so that explains kung bakit hindi sunud-sunod ang numbers. Lahat ng nakabold na statements ay yung mga nakuha kong prompts from the TFLN website.
Disclaimer: Some of the ficlets featured are sexual in nature. NSFW, TMI.. whatever.
I dedicate this TFLN Batch 1 to Andreau Francis Cortez. Happy birthday, dude. Ito na pabirthday ficlet ko sa 'yo. Pasensya na sa kalokohan ko hahahaha :D (not sorry)
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#2 Andreau/Zade (lab partners!AU)
Andreau: So what time akong pwedeng pumunta dyan sa inyo? Around 4pm pa last class ko
Zade: 4pm sounds cool to me. Just text me na lang
Andreau: Are you sure you don't want to go to Cafe Feliz?
Zade: I'm broke, Cortez. At tahimik dito sa bahay ano. Bakit, ayaw mo ba?
Andreau: Okay lang naman kaso.. hindi ba weird? I mean are you comfortable having a stranger over?
Zade: Oh please okay lang. It's schoolwork. Plus I have a coffeemaker here, less gastos
Zade: I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs
Zade: Oh shit. I mean, open arms.
Zade: Stupid autocorrect.
Andreau: Parang ang layo naman ata ng "arms" sa "legs"
Zade: SHUT THE HELL UP. Basta auto correct yon
Andreau: Whatever you say
Andreau: But if ever we finish early, I'll accept
Andreau: If it's still on the table
Zade: Hello, still on the table
Zade: Thursday pa naman yung deadline ng report, right? We still have two days so.. Accept my invite?
Andreau: Be there in 10
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#6 Mars& Kesh ; Andreau/Zades
Mars: TANGINA GIRL ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
Kesh: Wait anyare? Mars?? Are you okay??
Kesh: Hey, don't blame me ha. This is your idea. Pwede mo naman kasing hingin na lang kay Andreau instead na mag-akyat bahay ka pa sa condo niya. Haynako ewan ko sa 'yo
Kesh: Mars? I'm really worried about you now. Textback!!!
** 20 minutes later**
Mars: I've been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they're getting on it and it's a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them.
Mars: So expect live sex updates.
Kesh: Just tell me if Andreau starts the dirty talk thing ha? I wanna know if he really understood my comment
Mars: Oh my god you commented on his dirty talk skills?? TEH SERYOSO KA BA MY BABY?????
Kesh: Girl, your baby has a really filthy mouth. But sorry, he sounds hot. Way hot.
Mars: WHAT THE FUCK????
Kesh: Basta I've heard them banging for a couple of times now and the dirty talk kinda bothered me so I commented.
Kesh: Mars????
Mars: Oh my god is bleach safe for the ears parang hindi to si andreau omg i'm gonna pass out tangina ka
Kesh: Live for me, Mars. Still want the updates.
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#8 Andreau & Roldan ; Andreau/Zade (AU wherein hindi artista si Andreau)
Andreau: So she went down on me and she did hum the theme song from star wars and pretended my dick was a light saber.
Andreau: I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow morning
Roldan: Should I prepare my best man speech now?
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#11 Mars & Roldan ; Andreau/Zade
Mars: I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me I'm not getting laid.
Roldan: Wow, Andreau's done with his taping already? Aga ah.
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#13 Andreau/Zade
Zade: Hey Cortez, what happened last night? There's a ripped up shirt all over my living room floor.
Andreau: Uh.. you don't remember anything?
Zade: That's why I'm asking you duh
Andreau: You got a little drunk last night and well...
Zade: ANO NA NANGYARI
Andreau: You grabbed my shirt and said, "Hope you're not attached." and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Zade: Well shit. I'm sorry about that
Zade: Wait.. were you attached?
Andreau: Kinda.. But it's worth it.
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#14 Andreau/Zade
Andreau: I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Andreau: Thanks, babe. Best birthday ever.
Zade: You're welcome.
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