The Dream World Collective

By byfaroe

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NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK, HARDCOVER, AND E-BOOK! http://amzn.to/1S9ylrK Five friends quit their jobs to ch... More

1. Neighborliness
2. Weird Old Lady Drinks
3. Painting in the Wee Hours
4. Muffiny Dilemma
5. Elves and Mushrooms
6. Promotion
7. Brilliant
8. Advancement
9. Overload
10. Conspiracy
11. Freedom
12. My Cue to Exit
13. Options
14. Escape
16. Collective
15. Council of War
17. In Writing
18. Welcome
19. Night Visitor
20. Puff
21. Shopping
22. The Hunt
23. A Culinary Diversion
24. Pancakes
25. Starfruit
26. Aesthetics
27. Talking to Strangers
29. Uninviting
30. Second Breakfast
31. Spilled Milk
32. On Anger
33. Confidantes
34. Rule Two
35. Research & Development
36. Inspired
37. Cosmopolitan
38. Oats
39. Excursion
40. Forth
41. Dumb
42. Kingly
43. On the Brink
44. Ick
45. Break
46. Afternoon Drinks
47. Consortium
48. Blast
49. It's-a
50. Fragments
51. Lights
52. Grand
53. Ground
54. Boudoir
55. Sleepy
56. The End
57. Quiet
58. Touch
59. Technical
60. Freak
61. Profit
62. Emergency
63. Start Now
64. Different
65. Delicious
66. Intel
67. Space
68. Dahling
69. Menace
70. Free
71. Lost
72. Shift
73. Phobia
74. Rushed
75. Dissolve
76. Flak
77. Assignment
78. Hidden
79. Basic Social Awareness
80. Like Death
81. Me
82. Search
83. Almost Funny
84. Passionate
85. Lesson
86. Escape
87. Iron Man
88. Fit
89. Morning
90. Still Morning
91. Jellies
92. Great Books
93. Epic
94. Pastries
95. Secret
96. Comfortable
97. Chicken, Etc.
98. Elocution
99. Lightly Refreshing
100. Convincer
101. Gentlemanly Arts
102. Dozens
103. Maitre D'
104. Manhunt
105. Escalation
106. Off The Dance Floor
107. Lay Down the Law
108. Help Us
109. Aftermath
110. Principles Gleaned
112. The Win
113. All In a Pile
114. Trace the Effort
115. A Juicy Discovery
116. Clean
117. Intrigue
118. Heart Race
119. Prison Break
120. Not Pathetic
121. Like a Hen
122. The Vanilla Bean
123. Rush Job
124. Write Back
125. Desperate Times
126. The Girl in Question
127. Retreat
128. Mike
129. Expeditious
130. Sushi Seen
131. Perfect
132. Missed Opportunities
133. Energy Sandwiches
134. A New Story
135. Close Quarters
136. Rum Somethings
137. Groggy
138. One Moment
139. Parcheesi
140. Seriously
141. Looking Good
142. Eviscerate
143. Keys to a Woman's Heart
144. Negotiation
145. Two Letters
146. Very Large Scissors
147. Adventure, Inc.
148. Rule of Two
149. Talking to Strangers, Again
150. The House of Kurusawa
151. Grown-Up Tastes
152. A Better Age
153. Free Sample
154. A Quiet Glow
155. Roguish
156. Parents' Basement Quarterly
157. A Plethora of Options
158. Moral Support
159. The Bleak Realms
160. First Date with Ari
161. The Great Game, Mk. 1
162. Meditations
163. The SFSF
164. A Matter of Honor
165. Neurochemistry
166. Delicious Candy
167. Her Wallpaper Reverie
168. Breakfast-Off
169. Huevos Maximal
170. Improbable, Crunchy, Ugly
171. The French Croatmest
172. Rustic Diversions
173. Black Box
174. Lockbox
175. World-Changer
176. Spaghetti and Iron
177. Fiefdoms
178. Not a Surrender
179. Something Pretty
180. The Power of a Thousand Sketches
181. Boss
182. Not Coffee
183. Not So Hard
184. Little Rusty
185. Tabling
186. Unclear on the Concept
187. Speeding Train
188. The Essence of Beauty
189. Michaels Cycles [Sic]
190. Every Square Inch
191. Girl Talk
192. Potential
193. To the Forges
194. Chase
195. Truth Will Out
196. One Way or the Other
197. New and Old
198. Pax
199. Motivation
200. Boyfriend

111. Schemes

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By byfaroe


In the sitting room, Sushi's explanatory rant had built up a full head of steam. Otto sat forgotten in the shadows as Summer's head tracked Sushi's pacing, turning back and forth like a tennis spectator's.

"So then he has the spikes to ask if we're cool, like nothing even happened, so of course I—" Sushi reared back and slapped the air in front of her with a satisfied grunt. "—told him no we're not cool, but then he does some stupid thing with his face and makes it go all manly and confusing and—"

A huge, knowing smile flashed across Summer's face.

"You like him."

"I do not," protested Sushi. "I abominate him. I loathe every anatomical molecule of his whole wretched—He can rot in a festering—"

"I knew it!" Summer cried, then began chanting joyfully. "You like him. You like him. You—"

"Stop it! Obviously. Ok? Now are you going to be a total immature little gumball or are you going to help with the scheming?"

"Ooh, scheming, definitely."

"Good."

* * *

Above them, in the darkness of the tower room, Zen lay dead still in his hammock, exhausted and wide awake. The ideas were beginning again. A storm of possibilities whirled through his mind, pattering as soft and numerous as snowflakes, piling up faster than they could melt away.

Philosophical restaurant. Invite only friends who would understand. They can invite friends who would understand. Or you could earn the right to invite someone by making a particularly insightful comment. Or asking an exceptional question. Everybody could get a token coming in the door, and reward each other by giving tokens, and the one with the most tokens gets to...what? Bring in a new friend next time. Pick the meal. Set the starting question. It could become a secret society, growing by one each week, word of mouth only, slowly branching out and spreading into new locations. The place where truly thoughtful, interesting people meet, where the game-changers mold each others' ideas, where movements start, where society—

No.

With an effort, he stopped himself. The reinvention of society could wait. It would be a meal with friends, a place to meet new people, have interesting conversations, make some money on the side.

The calculations began again, unstoppable, taking on a life of their own, running down a track they'd worn smooth. Twenty people, twenty-five dollars a head, four hundred dollars to work with, and a hundred left over, four times a month, sometimes five, and he'd have his share of the rent without ever selling an article. He could focus on fun writing, or good writing, not worry about churning out anything he could think of just to scrape by.

His mind began drifting toward sleep, batting at the question of capital with invisible cat's paws. Party-as-fundraiser had failed completely. A claw caught on something. Not completely. Zen lay in the stillness, letting the answer drift into his mind. And then he had it. The keg deposit.

With a faint smile, Zen finally fell asleep.

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