I'm making up for Monday. If you do listen to the music, WEAR HEADPHONES OR TURN IT DOWN. Unless you live alone.
This is the song above, but I've changed a few lyrics... Hehehehehe 😈. I put the song up there so you can listen to it so you know the motive of the lyrics and the rythm. I suck at song stories. And these words are what you guys do.
I check the camera for the last time. We're outside on the balcony. I'm helping Mark record a funny music video for his channel. We have a few friends helping us too. Arin and Danny, and Matt and Ryan. Ryan will be working the camera though.
"Are you guys ready?" I ask the boys. I hear a chorus of 'Yeps!' and 'ABSOLUTLEY!'. I take a deep breath and a big gulp of water, getting ready to sing. I guess Mark seen that I was nervous, beacuse he walked over and gave me a kiss on my cheek. My face goes red when I hear the other four idiots making kissing noises and Danny air-humping. "Shut-up!" Mark yells.
"READY? IN 3, 2, 1!"
Y/N:
Finally, I get to do a video all by myself! And I'm going to show something relevant! Something modern! The Internet!
The internet is really really great
Mark sticks his head into the frame
Mark:
For porn
Y/N glances at Mark
Y/N:
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!
He fully comes into the frame
Mark:
For porn
She takes a step away
Y/N:
What?
There's always some new site
Mark:
For porn
Y/N:
I browse all day and night
Mark disappears out of frame
Mark:
For porn
Y/N:
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
Mark comes out of nowhere, infront of the camera
Mark:
For porn!
Y/N stops her foot
Y/N:
Mark!
Mark walks to beside her and poses like he's right about something
Mark:
The internet is for porn
Y/N:
Mark!
Mark:
The internet is for porn
Y/N:
What are you doing?
Mark looks at the camera and starts waving his arms
Mark:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn.
Y/N crosses her arms and pouts
Y/N:
Mark...
Mark acts like he's just noticing Y/N
Mark:
Oh!
Hello, Y/N!
Y/N:
You are ruining my video!
He pulls a puppy-dog face
Mark:
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Y/N:
Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Mark sits down on the ground
Mark:
Okey dokey!
Y/N takes a deep breathe and smiles towards the camera
Y/N:
Good!
I'm glad we have this awesome technology,
Mark:
For porn...
She glares at Mark
Oops!
Y/N:
Which gives us fun opportunities!
Mark:
For porn...
Y/N looks at Mark with an 'I'll kill you' face and continues to stare at him
Oops, sorry!
Y/N:
Right from you own desktop,
She squints her eyes
Mark:
For...
Squinting continues...
Y/N:
You can research, browse, and shop,
Mark:
...
Y/N smiles and looks at the camera
Y/N:
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop!
Mark stands up and spreads out his arms
Mark:
FOR PORN!!
Y/N opens her mouth and her eyes widen
Y/N:
Mark!
Mark:
The internet is for porn!
Y/N:
No!
Mark:
The internet is for porn!
Y/N:
Mark!!
Mark:
Up all night honking my horn
Marks starts making a 'jacking off' signal
to porn, porn, porn!
Y/N:
That's gross! You're a pervert!
Y/N points at Mark and then crosses her arms
Mark:
Ah, sticks and stones, sweetheart.
Y/N:
No really, you're nasty. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet.
Mark has an 'Oh really?' expression
Mark:
Ohhhh?
Y/N looks at him confused
Y/N:
What?
Mark smiles
Mark:
You have no idea!
He yells to the side of the camera
Ready normal people?
Danny jumps into frame doing a superman pose
Danny:
Ready!
Arin jumps in with his hands on his hips
Arin:
Ready!
Matt casually walks in
Matt:
Ready.
Mark's in front of them smiling and pointing in the air. Y/N is on the side of the frame face palming
Mark:
Let me hear it!
They start kicking into the air like show girls and Mark is still infront, but doing jazz hands and kicking
Mark and Guys:
The internet is for porn!
Matt:
Sorry, Y/N...
Mark and Guys:
The internet is for porn!
Matt:
I masturbate!
Mark starts squatting repeatiley and motioning like he's unzipping his pants
Mark:
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!
Y/N:
The internet is not for porn!!
Mark and Guys:
PORN!
PORN!
Y/N walks into the middle of the frame and motions for them to stop
Y/N:
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Arin, post pictures and videos on Instagram.
Arin:
That's correct.
Y/N:
And Danny, you post your music on YouTube.
Danny:
Sure!
Y/N:
And Matt, you keep selling your sex toys on eBay.
Matt:
Yes I do! WAIT!
Y/N points at the camera
Y/N:
And Ryan, you send me all those dank memes a few days ago.
Ryan:
I'm not even in this!
Mark walks over to you and takes your hand in his
Mark:
Oh, but Y/N... what do you think he does after? Hmm?
Y/N looks at Ryan
Ryan:
...Yeah...
Pulls her hand away from Mark and cringes
Y/N:
EEEWWWWW!!!
Mark gets infront of the guys again and Ryan runs in to join them. They continue to kick like earlier
Mark and Guys:
The internet is for porn!
Y/N:
GROSS!
Mark and Guys:
The internet is for porn!
Y/N stops her foot
Y/N:
I HATE PORN!
Mark points towards his crotch with one hand and then points downward twice with the other like he's clicking
Mark and Guys:
Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!
Y/N:
I HATE THIS!
Mark and Guys:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
Y/N puts her hands up and walks out of the frame
Y/N:
I'M LEAVING!
Mark and Guys:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
She shouts from out of frame
Y/N:
I HATE THE INTERNET!
Mark:
The internet is for...
Everybody (even Y/N) is in the middle of the frame doing jazz hands
Mark and Guys:
Internet is for...
Everybody freezes in a pose
Everybody:
Internet is for PORN!
Mark gives a thumbs up
Mark:
YEAH!
"That was awesome!" Ryan yells, pressing stop on the camera. I run towards Mark and he catches me in his arms. "This is going to be better than Moew and Woof! Wanna know why?" Mark asks me. "Why?" He leans in and shouts next to my ear (not loud enough to hurt) "BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!" Everybody laughs and go inside to edit and watch the new masterpeice.
This is how I imagined what they would do in the song. Sorry for making you suffer.