*Everyone has logged on*
Laynicorn: Happy Birthday Suho!!!!
SatanSoo: .....
KimKaiii: Hbd
BaoziBuns: Happy Birthday!
JongBAE: Hbd Suho.
KungFuPanda: Happy Birthday!!
Mr.Galaxy: Happy Birthday Suho
LuluDeer: Happy Birthday!!
Sehunnie: Happy Birthday Umma!!!!!
ParkingChanyeol: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
ByunBacon: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Suhoe: Thank you all my lovely children!! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
ParkingChanyeol: Kyungsoo didn't even wish you a happy birthday, so disrespectful.
ByunBacon: Tsk Tsk.
SatanSoo: Shut up shit faces, no one likes you!
Suhoe: No inappropriate language!!
SatanSoo: Aww ಠ╭╮ಠ
Mr.Galaxy: I'll take you to the Galaxy for your present *:･ﾟ✧
Suhoe: I'm deciding the presents today!!
Sehunnie: You're no fun!
Suhoe: Too bad young man!
KungFuPanda: He's a man?
Sehunnie: Potato.
JongBAE:
KungFuPanda: I hate you guys -.-
Suhoe: Everyone is going to do what I say and there will be no exceptions!
BaoziBuns: Sure, sounds alright. Do I get marshmallows as a treat afterwards?
Suhoe: Uhm sure.
KimKaiii: I don't like this idea
SatanSoo: I disagree with it too
JongBAE: You're going to make us three do everything!
Suhoe: The work load will be evenly shared!!
KimKaiii: Sure it will be. (¬_¬)
Suhoe: Kai go to your room now.
KimKaiii: I didn't do anything!
Suhoe: You were being rude and sarcastic towards me! ರ_ರ
SatanSoo: I don't need the negativity and lies of you Suho
*SatanSoo logged off*
KimKaiii: I'm not being your slave!
*KimKaiii logged off*
JongBAE: Should I do the same?
BaoziBuns: No, don't upset him even more.
Suhoe: Kris, look after Kyungsoo and Kai please. You have to commit to being a leader and a father.
Mr.Galaxy: Fine....
*Mr.Galaxy logged off*
Suhoe: Tao!
KungFuPanda: Yes Mum ಠ_ಠ
Suhoe: Go get me a new handbag, Kyungsoo tore mine apart yesterday.
KungFuPanda: Okay!!
*KungFuPanda logged off*
LuluDeer: Get me a job that won't ruin my hands please!
Sehunnie: *Cough* Girl *Cough*
LuluDeer: I know what you said idiot.
Sehunnie: No you don't!
LuluDeer: Yes I do!
Sehunnie: NO!
LuluDeer: YES!
Sehunnie: NO!
LuluDeer: YES!
Suhoe: ALRIGHT! STOP! I'm getting a headache (>ლ)
JongBAE: You can't even hear them though....
Suhoe: Get me headache tablets then you can clean all the mirrors ;-;
JongBAE: Okay.
*JongBAE logged off*
Suhoe: Xiumin can you get food for dinner tonight please?
BaoziBuns: Okay!
Suhoe: Thanks!
Suhoe: Oh! And let Luhan go with you.
LuluDeer: At least my hands won't be ruined!! ('・ω・')
*LuluDeer logged off*
*BaoziBuns logged off*
Laynicorn: What would you like me to do?
Suhoe: Could you help me clean up the dorm please?
Suhoe: Wait no! You can wait until Sehun cleans up the mess on the floor then you can vacuum.
Sehunnie: Why can't I vacuum?
Suhoe: I don't trust you
Sehunnie: I'm a trustful person!!
Suhoe: No you're not, everyone knows Luhan wears girl clothes in the dorm when we're not there because of you.
Sehunnie: It slipped out!
*Sehunnie logged off*
Laynicorn: I didn't know that, are you sure?
Suhoe: Yes I am sure and now you know.
Laynicorn: Oh okay.
*Laynicorn logged off*
Suhoe: You two were very quite throughout the whole chat.... Why?
ParkingChanyeol: Well Baekhyun thought that if we didn't talk you would forget about us. ◔̯◔
ByunBacon: It was Chanyeol's idea too!!
Suhoe: I don't care whose idea it is but the chatroom tells us who's online.
ByunBacon: Oh...
Suhoe: Chanyeol can you make the bed and Baekhyun you can do everyone's laundry.
ByunBacon: Chanyeol's won't take long!
Suhoe: After he can help Xiumin and Luhan dry the dishes.
ByunBacon: That's better
Suhoe: You can take the rubbish out first though.
ByunBacon: Fine.
*ByunBacon logged off*
ParkingChanyeol: Do I really have to wash the dishes?
Suhoe: Do you really want to scrub everyone's toilet?
*ParkingChanyeol logged off*
Suhoe: Didn't think so
*Suhoe logged off*
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Happy birthday to the Umma/Grandpa/Leader of Exo!!
Taking care of 8 kids must be stressful and difficult, poor Suho. ;-;
I want his age to decrease along with the other members. They're going up too fast, my hearteuu can't handle life anymore ;-;-;-;-;-;
Also Thank you for 1k reads!! It means a lot to me!! ♥♥