(A/N: This is meant to be a joke. I do not mean to offend anyone and I apologize to anyone who feels this way. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!)
1. Never use Rowling's name in vain!
2. Thou shalt pray to Harry everyday
3. Damn everyone who speaks against Harry Potter
4. Worship Harry Potter books and no others!
5. Thou shalt raise your children up with the series
6. Thou shalt remember the day Voldemort fell and keep it holy
7. Thou shalt not write bad fanfiction
These are sacred! Follow these if you do not wish to die a painful death.
Any one who breaks these commandments will be reported to the Ministry of Magic