So may nagchallenge sa 'kin na gumawa ng fast talk ficlet ng AZ. Sorry, hindi ko na maalala kung sino ang nagsuggest nito huhuhu if mababasa mo 'to, thank you talaga! I really had fun watching TWBA fast talk vids and also asking questions from you guys.
This ficlet takes place after AZ's After Hours #1 (Little Black Dress) kaya may kaunting spoilers. HAHAHAHA let's go!
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AZ Fast Talk (Part 1)
To Andreau: Kung bulaklak si Zade, ano siya?
Andreau: Wala. She doesn't like flowers.
Zade: Thank you!
To Zade: Small, medium or large
Zade: Depende sa context!
To Andreau: Totoo bang "The force is strong with you"?
Andreau: *grins* Ask her.
Zade: *blushes*
To Zade: Appearance or performance?
Zade: Both!
To Andreau: Star Wars or Star Trek?
Andreau: *rolls eyes* Star Wars, of course.
To Zade: Doctor Who or True Crime series?
Zade: I hate you.
To AZ: If you could switch bodies with someone else, who would it be?
Andreau: Jimmy Fallon
Zade: the new Doctor Who companion
To AZ: Who's your first kiss?
Zade: *points at Andreau* Unfortunately, siya.
Andreau: Classified.
Zade: *pigil tawa*
To Zade: Your favorite Andreau Cortez movie?
Zade: Waiting Shed!!!
To Andreau: Describe Zade using a song title
Andreau: Never Seen Anything Quite Like You
Zade: Akala ko S2pid Luv isasagot mo eh.
To AZ: Pizza or burger?
Both: Burger!!
To Andreau: Nabasted ka na ba?
Andreau: Never.
To Zade: Are you the marrying type?
Zade: Ata? Sana. *to Andreau* What do you think?
Andreau: *shrugs*
To AZ: Suot mo pag natutulog?
Andreau: Boxers
Zade: T-shirt, shorts
To AZ: Last time you feel sexy?
Andreau: Earlier this morning?
Zade: Kani-kanina lang
Andreau: *laughs*
To Andreau: In The Mood For Love or Happy Together?
Andreau: Fuck, that's a hard question. Pass!
To AZ: Books or movies?
Andreau: Movies
Zade: Duh, books.
To AZ: First impression sa isa't isa?
Zade: Wala akong naisip that time, natulala na lang ako.
Andreau: She's.. something else.
Zade: Ang sabihin mo akala mo alien ako.
Andreau: I never said that!
To AZ: Sex or chocolate?
Both: Sex! (Mas malakas ang boses ni Andreau)
To Zade: Favorite book?
Zade: Him.
Andreau: *blushes a bit* Sorry, apparently I'm a bestseller.
Zade: Feel mo naman masyado.
To Andreau: Kung ulam si Zade, ano siya?
Andreau: Bicol express
To Zade: Kung dessert si Andreau, ano siya?
Zade: Chocolate
To Andreau: Why did you buy that brown Jeep?
Andreau: It reminded me of her.
Zade: Kaya ako talaga may-ari no'n.
Andreau: Dream on.
To Zade: Matt Smith or Andre--
Zade: Matt Smith
Andreah: *facepalm*
To AZ: Ref or bed?
Both: It depends.
To Zade: Biceps or abs?
Zade: Abs!
To Andreau: Rock or jazz?
Andreau: Jazz
To Andreau: Team Cap or Team Ironman?
Andreau: Team Cap, of course.
Zade: He has Captain America boxers to prove it.
To AZ: Paano ka kiligin?
Andreau: She says I blush. I don't believe it.
Zade: Totoo naman kasi. May video ako no'n!
PART 2: AKO O SIYA
Sinong naunang na-in love?
Andreau: Ako.
Zade: Malamang siya.
Sinong mas magaling kumanta?
AZ: WALA!
Best kisser?
Andreau: Siya
Zade: Siya
Mas matakaw?
Zade: Ako!! Inaamin ko na AKO!!!!
Kuripot?
Andreau: Siya
Zade: *nods in agreement*
Huling nagsabi ng I love you?
Zade: Ako
Andreau: Siya
Mahilig mangsurprise?
Andreau: Ako
Zade: Siya. Sobrabg kuripot ko kaya!
Mahaba ang pasensya?
Andreau: Siya
Zade: Nakakagulat na ako, ano?
Nauunang magsorry?
Andreau: Siya
Seloso/selosa?
Zade: Siya!
Andreau: I'm not!
Nag-iinitiate ng sex?
Zade: *coughs* Siya *coughs*
Andreau: You heard her.
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To Andreau: Last text sa 'yo ni Zade?
Andreau: 😉😉😉
To AZ: Are you talking about marriage now?
Andreau: Well.. yeah. Pero nothing serious. I mean--
Zade: He's a planner so hindi talaga maiiwasan yung ganong usapan. Yun nga, nothing serious as of the moment. Busy pa kami with our careers.
To Andreau: Tatlong bagay na nagpapasaya sa 'yo
Andreau: Family, Zade, career
Zade: Wow thanks hindi mo ako nakalimutan ha?
To AZ: Vertical or horizontal?
Andreau: Horizontal
Zade: Vertical
Andreau: Really? Ang sakit kaya sa likod no'n!
Zade: Ah basta. Vertical's the best. *winks*
To Zade: Jillian or Sarah?
Zade: Jillian
To AZ: Rank 1-3: love, sex, money
Andreau: In that order yung akin. Love, sex and money.
Zade: Sus if hindi 'to televised iba ang isasagot mo.
Andreau: Shut up.
To AZ: Best time for sex?
AZ: Morning, of course!
To AZ: Last question... lights on or light off?
AZ: *looks at each other; grins* LIGHTS ON! *high fives*
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Baka gumawa ako ng part 2 nitong Fast Talk! If may gusto kayong itanong, comment below to tweet me (@ lengsungit) ❤