Winnie Pooh | Double B

By emojiwon

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,,shut up! Winnie the Pooh is sleeping!" → texting story © 2016, all rights reserved by @emojiwon More

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tag tag tag
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tags again
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By emojiwon

@thathoe
How can you be so cute after sleeping?
#dude #soundslikeihavefeelsforyou #butguesswhat #idont #but
#yourestillcutelittlewinnie

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@hanb1n
I guess you're with the hoe?
Oh wow, that sounds wrong...
I hope you know that I didn't mean the negative one

@jiwonthepooh
His name is Junhoe
And yes, we're together
How did you know that?

@hanb1n
Look on his profile, honey

@jiwonthepooh
I don't know what's more confusing
The fact that Junhoe thinks I'm cute after waking up
Or
The fact that you called me honey
But hey,
YOU CALLED ME HONEY

@hanb1n
I didn't mean it that way
It was just..

@jiwonthepooh
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
DON'T SAY ANYTHING WRONG.
JUST LET OT BE LOKE OT OS RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
THANK YOU

@hanb1n
Okay, Daddy
wait
FUCK
I DIDN'T MEAN IT SO EITHER

@jiwonthepooh
do you really want to kill me?
REALLY.
ARE YOU FUCKONG SERIOUS?
HONEY IS OKAY, I CAN DEAL WOTH IT BUT DADDY IS WAY TOO MUXH YOUNG BOY
WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT TONIGHT

@hanb1n
...what the-

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It's so lame, I'm sorry ㅜ-ㅜ

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