Exo Chatroom

By SeokMyWoozi

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Exo are baes and life. ♥♥♥ I am including Luhan, Kris and Tao since they were originally part of Exo. Luhan... More

Why Hyung??
Bubble Tea~
Lost eyeliner
Ghosts
Xiumin's Birthday~~
Wifey~~
World Domination
Pizza fight
Drawings and Pictures
Sehun's Birthday
Unicorns and Marshmallows
Luhan's Birthday
Beagle Line Meeting
Clean Up
Games
Tao's Birthday
Baekhyun's Birthday
Favourites
Suho's Birthday
Pillow Fort
Dab
Drama Queen
Shopping
Lost Food
Staying Out
Butts
More Abs
Chen's Birthday
Ace
Lay's Birthday
Another Beagle Line Meeting
Kris' Birthday
Chanyeol's Birthday
Christmas!!
Kyungsoo's Birthday
Kai's Birthday
Xiumin's Birthday
Sehun's Birthday
No More.
China
Midnight Chats
Super Glue
Disappearing Members
Family Therapy
Peace

Abs

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By SeokMyWoozi

*SatanSoo has logged on*

*KimKaiii has logged on* 

*ByunBacon has logged on*

*ParkingChanyeol has logged on*

*BaoziBuns has logged on*

*JongBAE has logged on*

*Sehunnie has logged on*

ByunBacon: Kai lost all his fangirls at the Exo'luxion concert...

KimKaiii: Wait what? Why?

ByunBacon: 

ByunBacon: That's why.

BaoziBuns: Just because I stripped doesn't mean I stole all of Kai's fangirls

JongBAE: Kai doesn't have abs like that, Kyungsoo should know

SatanSoo: Why should I know!?!

ByunBacon: You walked in on him when he was having a shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SatanSoo: That was an accident!!

Sehunnie: Sure it was ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

ParkingChanyeol: Do you think everyone liked the onesies we were wearing?

KimKaiii: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

JongBAE: I was the dinosaur Lay wished to be

ByunBacon: Do you think Kyungsoo has abs?

ParkingChanyeol: You didn't even answer my question...

SatanSoo: don't even go there.

BaoziBuns: Why are we talking about abs?

Sehunnie: I think it's fair to say Xiumin has the best abs because he worked hard for them

BaoziBuns: Thank you Sehun <3

Sehunnie: And also because his the oldest

ParkingChanyeol: Did you guys like the onesie you were wearing?

BaoziBuns: Just because I'm the oldest doesn't mean I will have the best abs, I mean I'm pretty sure everyone loves Minho's abs more than onew's abs.

ByunBacon: Kyungsoo show us your abs!

SatanSoo: No.

Sehunnie: How about we all show our abs?

ByunBacon: Yesss!!

ByunBacon:

SatanSoo: That is so photo shopped!

ByunBacon: Like your face!

KimKaiii: 

Sehunnie:

SatanSoo: Please stop. Why are we listening to the Maknae?

JongBAE: 

ParkingChanyeol:

SatanSoo: Those aren't even abs

ParkingChanyeol: So now someone talks to me

KimKaiii: What you were talking about before was boring

Sehunnie: Yeah Hyung!

ParkingChanyeol: Fine I'll show you something that isn't boring and is VERY true.

ParkingChanyeol:

ParkingChanyeol: Kyungsoo's abs

BaoziBuns: Almost as good as mine

ByunBacon: Hahahahahahahahahha, that's so true

SatanSoo: I will murder all of you

JongBAE: 

ByunBacon:

ByunBacon: proven no abs

SatanSoo: Come and fight me mate (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

JongBAE:

KimKaiii: How the idea of google was born^^

SatanSoo: I'm so done with you guys.

*SatanSoo logged off*

ParkingChanyeol: Well, I'm going to go and hide before he murders us

*ParkingChanyeol logged off*

ByunBacon: Wait for me!!

*ByunBacon logged off*

Sehunnie: Hyungs come and get bubble tea with me and Luhan and Kai we're going to get chicken on the way

*Sehunnie logged off*

JongBAE: Tell Sehun I'm not going. I'm going to be a dinosaur around the house, annoying Suho and being Lay's dream.

*JongBAE logged off*

KimKaiii: I'm watching you Xiumin hyung ಠ_ಠ

BaoziBuns: Uhmm why?

KimKaiii: You will never steal all of my fangirls from me. Never.

*KimKaiii logged off*

BaoziBuns: ¬_¬

*BaoziBuns logged off*

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