Facebook (A Percy Jackson sto...

By lilmonkey13

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Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of th... More

Facebook
Chapter 15
chapter 16
Chapter 17
chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
chapter 21
Chapter 22
chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
lil short mini chapter 48
Chapter 49
Wahoo Chapter 50!!!
PARTY!!!!!!!!!! Chapter 51!!!!!!!
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Facebook chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59 Bored at school? Try some of these!
Chapter 60
Facebook Chapter 61: back to basics
Facebook Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66 THE GODS!
Chapter 67, the demigods
chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71 (return of the scary face ಠ_ಠ)
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75 Ignoring Percy
Chapter 76
Chapter 77: The ideas of the people
Chapter seventy somethin: Vashta Nerada
chapter 79
80 Chapters!!!!! HOLY GUACAMOLIE!
Chapter 81
Chapter 82: Thalico Date
Chapter 83
Chapter 84: The Stolls Got A Page...what could go wrong?
Chapter 85: The Hacker is reviled!
Chapter 86
Chapter eighty something...I need to payattention to the chapter # more
Chapter 88
89 Chapter's guys!
Chapter 90
Chapter 91That Awkward Moment When...
Chapter 92: You are never to old too...
Chapter 93: Would you rather...?
Chapter 94
Chapter 95: FIVE CHAPTERS TO 100!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 96: An old friend returns...
Chapter 97
Chapter 98: The Pretty Princess' Percy and Nico
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY
Chapter 101 Llama song
Chapter 102
103: Nico forgot and Travis is responcible
Chapter 104
Chapter 105 {Tenny Tinny Mini Chappie}
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
A Party: Basicly the Worst Idea.
Chapter 112 Part 1
Chapter 112: Part Two: The End.

Chapter 99: I got 99 problems and a....

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Nico Di Angelo updated his status~

If you haven't got a problem I can lend you some, I've got 99 problems and a...

-comments-

Frank Zhang: And a what?

Hazel Levesque: NICO DI ANGELO! YOU HAD BETTER NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE!

Frank Zhang: How do you know what it ends with?

Hazel Levesque: Because he said that his faviorite song was 99 problems, and being person I am I looked it up. IT HAS FOUL LANGUAGE!

Nico Di Angelo: -_- it's one word!

Hazel Levesque: It is an ugly word against women and I'm not going to let you use it!

Frank Zhang: Hmm, I just listened to it...catchy tone...

Nico Di Angelo: I KNOW RIGHT!

Lou Ellen: I have one hack left ;)

Percy Jackson: I love that song!

Nico Di Angelo: O-O

Annabeth Chase: Percy you aren't allowed to sing that song ever!

Percy Jackson: *dressed as cookie monster* I got 99 cookies cuz a .... ate one!

Annabeth Chase: -_-" really pushing it Percy -_-" really pushing it

Jason Grace: What song is it?

Piper McLean: YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW!

Jason Grace: OK then, now I'm deffenitly looking it up!

Piper McLean: -_-"

Jason Grace: I found a song that basically presonifys Percy and Annabeth's relationship!

Annabeth Chase: What?

Jason Grace: Please don't leave me by P!NK

Annabeth Chase: ????

Percy Jackson: How does that even pertain to me and Annabeth?!

Jason Grace: That's what would happen if you ever tried to leave Annabeth Percy, you have been warned.

Percy Jackson: No I think that pertains more to your sister and my cousin

Jason Grace: Yeah except I wouldn't let him live to see the second Please don't leave me.

Percy Jackson: Honestly? I think Artemiss and Zeus would beat you to it.

Nico Di Angelo: Yeah I would say that would probably happen....

Thalia Grace: Except you would be the one beging me please don't leave me and being all staker like and I would set up those traps to kill you and get you away from me.

Nico Di Angelo: O.o well then!

Jason Grace: Yeah dude, if you ever broke her heart this is what would happen: One Goddess, One king of the Gods, about 30 hunters, Annabeth (with chainsaws) and me. So yeah she either dumps you or you die. Got it?

Nico Di Angelo: And if she breaks my heart?

Percy Jackson: I'll give you a pillow

Nico Di Angelo: For what?!

Percy Jackson: to well...cry in?

Nico Di Angelo: Thanks -_-

Percy Jackson: Welcome!

Leo Valdez: Hey! I meet a cool girl! :3

Percy Jackson: Cool so what did she throw at you?

Jason Grace: I take the beet of roten fruit!

Travis Stoll: I'll say a purse!

Percy Jackson: Okay what was it!

Leo Valdez: NEITHER!

Percy Jackson: Okay, so I get you guys money hand it over!

Leo Valdez: She threw a rock at me...:(

Percy Jackson: Okay for a second bet why?

Travis Stoll: You were talking to her!

Jason Grace: You caught on fire! That's it right?!

Leo Valdez: Um, yeah I caught fire in History class...and she threw a rock at me for sindging her hair...

Jason Grace: YES! Pay the man Travis!

lilmonkey13 updated her status~

Hey well, I wanted to say "See you guys in a week!"

Yeah I have to go to bed now, its 9:00 and I have to get up early tomorrow for school (UGHHHHH) cuz I'm there for 12 hours (UGHHHHHHHHHHx2) and so I bid you fairwell. And don't forget to laugh while I'm gone!
And if you are in the mood to be kind of sad and heart warmed, read: A Series of Failed Girlfriends: A Leo Valdez Story
Oh and if you want to be kinda creeped out, read: The Thing on my Back both are by me and can be found on my profile! Thanks for reading, I'll check the comments on wendsday!

Bye!

-comments-

Percy Jackson: WHOOO! We can do whatever we want for six days!!!!!!!

Chiron: No you can come to class every day like you're supposed to!

Leo Valdez: 12 hours of school?! What are you an Athena kid?!

Annabeth Chase: An Athena kid wouldn't want to be at public school for 12 hours

Leo Valdez: And does that say a story about my failed attempts at getting girlfriends!?! THOSE WERE PRIVATE! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BE PUBLISHING THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy Jackson: Well, well, well I'll just HAVE to go and see those then!

~Percy Jackson has logged off~

Clarisse La Rue: The thing on my back? That doesn't even sound scary!

Percy Jackson: Trust me it is...especially her explination in the comments....O.O

lilmonkey13: GO AWAY! I'M BUSY TRYING TO SLEEP STOP INTERUPTING ME!!!!!!!!!

Nico Di Angelo: Well isn't someone an Annabeth copy cat!

Annabeth Chase: Nico do we need to have a quick talk?

Nico Di Angelo: NO MA'AM!

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