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Ares updated his status~
Okay, what the Hades?! I just visited Camp Half-Blood and it's a ghost town! Where did all my fearing followers go?!
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Poseidon: Yeah I tried to IM Percy and he wasn't in his cabin, there were just a bunch of goat people!
Athena: Both of you are idiots, you can't even keep track of your kids? They all went home
Hermes: But most of my kids don't have homes to go to, they are year round campers
Athena: Then they went with a friend dummy, and not many of them can get on the Internet now because of the stupid monsters so there is again no communication!
Zeus: You shouldn't have been in contact anyway, that's the rule!
Hades: Oh like you aren't spying on Thalia and Nico with that statue of yours
Zeus: Well I'm a concerned parent!
Hades: yeah if you were so 'concerned' you would let the rest of us check on our children too
Zeus: Shut up death breath
Hades: Oh you want to go Queenie!?
Zeus: that's Mr. Queenie to you!
Hermes: wait for it...
Zeus: wait NO I'M NOT A GIRL! SO I'M NOT A QUEENIE! SHUT UP!
Hades: X"D
Athena: you two are so immature -_-
Artemis updated her status~
I miss Thalia :(
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Zeus: I wish she was in the Hunters then she wouldn't be dating that stupid death breath baby...
Artemis: Yeah, I swear if I ever see him again I'll slit his throat
Zeus: Same. I don't care if he IS a hero of Olympus
Apollo has updated his status~
Hey have you heard my son's new song Radioactive? ITS FREAKING AWESOME!
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Zeus: Okay, have you heard of my kids WASHINGTON, LINCOLN
Apollo: Oh, whoopdy doo your kids were presidents! MINE ARE SINGERS! AND SONG WRITERS!
Zeus: So?
Apollo: so, they make people happy and yours piss people off. Therefore my children are better than yours.
Zeus: NOT TRUE!
Hera: Well, you know Apollo that's saying that you suck.
Apollo: What no, wait DAM IT!
Hera: And you shouldn't be even having this fight since ZEUS shouldn't have any more children than Ares or Hephaestus
Heaphestus: Oh, you claiming as your kid again?! I thought I was too ugly to be your kid. Because we all have to be perfect! Cuz that's all you want, you want a PERFECT family and if one person is different oops off the mountain with you!
Hera: Oh, boo freaking hoo Heaphy! You got a hot wife now shut up and be happy!
Heaphestus: Boo Freaking Hooo?! You are constantly complaining that Dad is always cheating on you and what does anyone say about my wife constantly having an affair with my own BROTHER!? NOTHING, YOU GUYS NEVER SAY JACK!
Aphrodite: You are making me out to be a slut Heaphy, now calm down, I let you have your little affairs with humans too
Heaphestus: I HATE THAT NICK NAME! DON'T CALL ME HEAPHY CALL ME HEPHAESTUS AND BY THE WAY YOU DO THAT TOO! ALMOST AS MUCH AS HERMES I MEAN MY TITANS HERMES YOU HAVE WHAT FIFTY KIDS?! JUST PUT IT AWAY DUDE! AND APHRODITE YOU HAVE LIKE THIRTY! SO DON'T WORRY I'M NOT MAKING YOU OUT TO BE A SLUT YOU ARE ONE!
Aphrodite: Call me one, one more time. I ducking dare you!
Ares: You aren't a slut Amphy I apologize for my brother's rudeness
Heaphestus: Rudeness?--You want to talk rudeness lets talk about you. You ducking cheat with my wife, your brother's wife, and then have tons of relations with humans. Oh and you burp and fart ALL THE FLIPPING TIME!
Ares: Okay, who votes blocking Heaphy?-Zeus, Hera, Aphrodite, and 6 others like this-
Hephaestus updated his status~
I hate you all. I seriously seriously hate my family. They suck and I'm going to explode one day and kill them all. I even have a plan to do it.
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Kronos: You were always my favorite Grandson :)
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(all of these are real questions that are on 21 questions)
21 QUESTIONS
Do you think Ares smells?
Heaphestus -yes
Have you ever fantizied about Aphrodite?
FOR 200 COINS FIND OUT WHO SAID - yes
Does Hera eat artisan cheese?
Zeus - yes
Is Athena hot?
Poseidon - NO!
Does Artemis need to get out more?
Thalia Grace - yes
Is Zeus a control freak?
FOR 200 COINS FIND OUT WHO SAID - YES!!!!!
Lilmonkey13 updated her status~
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Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)
FanfictionJust random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and pl...
