I look around my room. Bored out of my mind, I thought of skipping class at the academy today but what's the point, all the girls already know where I live they'll just come singing 'Masa-kun~ Masa-kun~ are put you coming to school today~?' Or something stupid like that. I sigh and get up, quickly getting dressed into a loose black shirt and baggy tracksuit pants. Today we would be be put into teams and let's just say I'm not excited, reasons are:
1: fangirls, at least one of them will get on my team and that'll be hell
2: hopefully no Naruto, I don't mind the kid but he can be really loud and annoying at times.
3: no Sasuke, just no duckbutt. No sasgay, no 'last uchiha' crap. Nope, if he's in my team i would officially quit being a ninja and move away from this village, that's how much I dislike the guy.
And lastly 4: the Sensei. If our teacher, is some stupid idiot that doesn't do anything I'm gonna just walk away and not listen to any of their crap.
So there you have it, my list of what I don't want in my team, but considering the crappy luck I have, it's bound to happen. God why me!? Why couldn't I be chuunin or something right now?! I yell in my head as I walked out, i locked the door and made my way to the blooming academy that I wish would just blow up or something, when no ones in there of course. I can imagine it blowing up and me laughing hysterically at the sight of all the burnt and destroyed stuff so anyway. When I finally made it to the academy. The #1 and #2 fangirls, one being Sakura and the other being Ino. Screamed at the sight of me. Yeah I kinda hate it that I look like a boy, even if my eyes don't help, I've got red eyes and pure white hair you see, even my clothes say I'm a guy and I'm just wearing something comfortable! This is like my everyday wear! Is it cause I'm a girl that I have to wear a kimono and a skirt with ruffles and a bra?!, yeah I don't wear one. No way, there way to annoying for me. Besides if I wore a bra everyone would know I'm a girl besides my chest isn't that.. Well large is how I would put it. Well if I didn't wrap my chest in bandages to help out I guess there would be a difference. Eh oh well it's not like anyone in this academy would know.. I walk over to my desk and sit down. The girls either going to me or Sasuke.. Mainly me, I don't know why but I feel like I'm stealing Sasuke's fangirls away from him... Oh this could be fun
"Excuse me dears?" I ask quietly, the girls all blushed and gave their attention.. "You guys wouldn't happen to like Sasuke more then me would you?" I ask faking the sadness. Smiling behind the mask I wore. Yeah. It makes me look like the famous copy cat ninja. But hey, at least he has good tastes in books; I'll give him that. The girls then all shook their heads furiously
"No Masa-kun! We like you more then Sasuke!" The girls all chirped making me smirk.. What the hell are they really that 'in love' with me. I'm sure they'd hate to see me as a girl, they'll probably kill me. That's probably another reason I don't like being seen as a girl, Iruka-Sensei then came in as Naruto laughed.. Grinning as he showed off his headband. I sigh
'Yay what a fun day already~!' I thought sarcastically..
"Hey!" Kiba shouted, I looked up and glanced at him
"What's up Kiba?"
"What was that it's all the girls huh? You trying to show off?!" Kiba shouted annoyed, I smirk
"Why would I, their all so oblivious it's fun to joke around. Who wouldn't want to make the all and mighty. Last Uchiha angry!" I say loudly making and irk Mark appear on Sasuke's head. I chuckle to myself as I sat on top of my desk
"masayuki"
"Koba to you iruka-Sensei" I retort at iruka sighing
"Koba.. Please sit at your desk properly" I shrug and sit down on my chair boredly the girls had sparkles in their eyes or something with the other guys just glared.. I sigh as iruka started calling out the teams..
"Alright! Team 7: Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno.." God this is already a bad team.. "Sasuke Uchiha and..." Okay just got worse "Masayuki Kobayashi" 'like I told you people, I will now get up and walk out' and that's exactly what I did, pulling up my middle finger at iruka and walking out, iruka sweatdropped at my gesture.
"Alright please wait here for your sensei's while I get Koba" iruka said sighing, I sigh and walk out onto the roof.
"Masayuki! Get back into your classroom right now!" Iruka shouted at me. I looked back at him and smirked
"You'd really force poor little me back into that class room?" I ask innocently. I have my ways to trick people. Iruka being one of the easiest..
"Yes you do!"
"But.. Iruka-Sensei..." I say innocently, acting all cute.. God if I wasn't a girl this would be so hard "they're all so mean to me..." I start to fake cry.. My bottom lip trembling "iruka-San.... Please don't make me go back in there with those meanies!" I beg the man.. Iruka was blushing hard.. 'Looks like it's working' iruka sighed..
"Fine, stay out here and wait for your Sensei.." Iruka said as he walked off sighing, I smirk behind my mask and turn around as I walk over to the railing.
"Well, that worked out better then I expected" I say to myself boredly as I wait for my team, and just guess who was my Sensei?!
"Oh yay.. Not only do I have the most annoying team in the world, I have the one and only copy cat as my teacher... Lucky me!" I say sarcastically as I walk over to my new teammates.. I sweatdrop at them and sit down behind them.
'So that's my teacher?' I ask myself in my thoughts
I sighed staring up at the sky boredly... This is gonna be harder then I thought.