Jibooty
Q: buy my porns -defenestration
A: shut up and take my money.
Q: fuck me pls. jimxnt
A: WOAH SOMEONE HERE IS DESPERATE (but yes i'll consider)
Q: I can be your personal sex slave and no one will know (; jimxnt
A: that sounds like a good idea tbh
Q: Do you need me to donate jams? ughjeon
A: I got plenty of em why u wanna donate
Q: can I touch your booty itsSaf
A: people suddenly wanted to touch my ass wHY
Q: Dude who gave you that nickname honestly? (ik but that name omg THAT ASS MAN) sweetloops
A: it's yoongi's idea but mainly the bitch who make me a main character in her story (me lolz)
Q: why the f u always horny man there is porn hub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) possiblyobsessed
A: excuse me I'm not going to jack off to stranger online the fuck? except min of course ;)
Q: can u stop lifeisinsanexx
A: why do you want me to stop? i thought you want me to move faster? ;)
Q: I highly recommend u check ur horniness out I think it might be a problem possiblyobsessed
A: ITS NORMAL DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO UR NOT MY MOM
Q: Can you go a day without dirty talking to min jiminoreo
A: believe me honey, I tried
Q: *gives my jams, here some jams kihyuned
A: wHY PEOPLE KEEP GIVING ME JAMS I DONT NEED IT
Q: lemme like the jibooty maybejamless
A: please do baby
Q: why r u so straight forward maybejamless
A: i'm that type of person babe, what can i do?
Q: if u ditched min it would 4 yoongi rite? maybejamless
A: i would never leave my baby
Q: Am I annoying? maybejamless
A: no, why would u be?
Q: Do u love me? maybejamless
A: I love min
Q: Lmao do you listen to talk dirty- Jason derulo everyday? sighkook
A: hOW DID YOU KNOW???? /gasp. but i prefer slow motion tho that shit is sexy af ;))
Q: JIBOOTY BABY sarah_sasa
A: my ass is more popular than me /sigh
Q: Can you text me and talk dirty to me too? Because minkii is very no fun -ohnevermind
A: HOW DARE U INSULT MY BABY
Q: tbh how do u get minkii's number in the first place? onedhehe
A: tbh i don't know myself either, i guess i'm a lucky man. If i didn't discovered min's phone number, i would be jacking off to some porn i found online but i'm glad we found each other :)
Q: you got no jams, bUT YOU GOT JIBOOTY taespresso
A: life is not about jams, it's about my ass. -park jimin. 2k16
Q: FIND MY NUMBER TOO PLS taespresso
A: why should I
Q: what do you like about minkii? BRIANNABRIANNABRIANN
A: besides her sexy body, i LOVE everything about her. like literally everything. like, if she farts, i still love her.
Q: Do u hav jams? peachybaek
A: yes and i always eat it with bread for breakfast.
Q: does yoonmin exist? jiminebabo
A: idk you tell me, does yoonmin exist?
Q: Are you bisexual? How many girls have you ACTUALLY been with (y'know like to do some dirty deeds)? Do you know the korean male group BTS? charlie_mara
A: i'm straight I guess. you mean like... hooker? no, i never hired or paid girls to fuck with me bcs i'm broke af that's why. BTS as in behind the scenes??? lol sorry i don't know them
Q: Do you love me fairyjimin
A: I only love min sorry, try again next time ;)
Q: Can you stop ruining my life tho fairyjimin
A: b-but... what did i do? /bat eyelashes innocently
Q: I have so many questions for you 1)why u so horny 2)do u think im pretty *u* 3) u sexy, i love u Ohmaynholehshuiat
A: 1) blame my hormones 2) every girl is pretty in their own way so you are pretty to me :) 3) thanks i know, i love min
Q: DO YOU KNOW UNDER WATER SQUAT? BC YOUR BOOTY IS FIRE Mana-tan
A: i still think yoongi's non existence mixtape is more fire than my ass
Q: cAN I TOUCH YOUR BOOTY trashjar
A: please do ladies my ass won't bite, it'll probably squeeze the heck out of ur hands
i tried to answer based on jimin's personality but i suck