Chapter 44
Kiba pov:
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“HOW THE HELL ARE YOU RELATED TO ME?! YOU’RE NOTHING LIKE ME!!!” Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto scream at the girls, who only blink.
“Well technically, a fertilized egg split through mitosis and created duplicates….” Matsuri begins,
“But that’s only Tsukii and I, since we’re the only twins. Alyson is simply the product of sexual reproduction,”
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“Okay,” Naruto begins, “I partially didn’t understand that, and I really didn’t want to hear that….”
Sasuke walks up to Tsukii and stares her in the eyes,
“Oh my Kami…You are my twin sister! How? Don’t answer that…. But you’re….all tan! The Uchiha’s are pale!!!”
“….I lived in Spain, troublesome!” Tsukii responds, sighing at his stupidity, “It’s such a drag explaining things….”
“How do you have the Uzumaki sign? I only have it because I have the Nine Tails in me,” Naruto points out. Matsuri sighs and explains,
“Well, apparently “daddy” couldn’t put the entire Nine Tailed Fox demon in you, so he put the other half in me…. You weakling.”
“I’m not weak!”
“Yes you are.”
“No I’m not!”
“Yes, you are.”
“NO! I’m not!”
“Yes. You are.”
“Well…..You’re weak Matsuri!”
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“I AM NOT, DAMNIT!!!! AND I’M GONNA GIVE YOU 10 SECONDS TO RUN! But just because you’re my brother.”
Naruto rapidly pales bolts off, and five seconds later Matsuri chases after him.
“DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!”
Kakashi turns to Alyson. “I’m almost afraid to ask you how you’re my little sister.”
“How do you know I’m not older than you?!”
“…………really?”
“It could be possible! Lots of people don’t look like their age! Take you for example.”
“Ok……are you older than me?”
“Nope. You’re just old.”
“I’m not old! And….wait…my dad died around the time I was born……so how did he have you? Unless you’re like my half-sister?”
“No, I’m not your half-sister. And well…he didn’t actually die when everyone thought he did. He just disappeared…then 13 years later, he came to our mummy and yeah…… THEN he died… Tragic, isn’t it?”
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“Very.”
Matsuri comes back, shaking her head, and deposits a bloodied Naruto at Sasuke’s feet. Deidara, Gaara, and I can’t help but snicker as he glares at her.
“Hey!” The bloodied lump shouts out to Gaara, “You’re dating my sister!”
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“I’m….dating an Uzumaki…Disturbing…..” Gaara whispers.
“HEY! Uzumaki’s aren’t bad! .......at least not all the time!” Matsuri defends.
“I disagree.”
‘Well….you suck.”
“Yeah!” Naruto pipes up, “We’re awesome!”
“Shut up Naruto.” Ouch…..poor little idiot….
“He’s the little idiot?” Deidara questions, laughing at me, and I glare back at him.
“Wait,” Lee suddenly says, “If are these three’s sisters…does that mean you have ninjutsu? Or is it because you’ve been in this world that you don’t have any and just have taijutsu?”
“No, we have ninjutsu,” Matsuri answers simply.
“You do not have ninjutsu!” Gaara snaps.
“Yeah, we do,” Alyson replies.
“Then prove it, un!” Deidara shouts. “I find it hard to believe you have ninjutsu, just because you three haven’t used any!”
“Psst, whatever. You’re a drag sometimes, Deidara,” Tsukii mutters.
“You really want us to show you guys?” Alyson questions, and they nod fiercely.
“Hn, troublesomes, step back,” Tsukii motions them backwards with her hands.
“Ugh……-does hand signs-….. FIRE BALL JUTSU!”
SHWOOOOOOOM!!
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“T-t-t-the Uchiha…..jutsu! How???”
“I’m an Uchiha, troublesome! And you think I can’t do that! Watch this!
Mangekyou Sharingan!”
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“Why can you do this, and not me?!” Sasuke grumbles, but is clearly impressed.
“So….You can do the Rasengan, Matsuri? How many clones do you need to accomplish it?” Naruto asks curiously.
“Er, none. I don’t produce clones, you become too dependent upon them…And just Rasengan is boring!” Matsuri laughs, looking…happy…Oh Kami, is she drunk?
“RASEN SHURIKEN!”
SHWOOOOOOM!
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“Make it go away, make it go away! Throw it at a tree! Not us!” Naruto screams, hiding behind me. I just step aside and leave Naruto defenseless.
Shwoooom.
Matsuri stares at him critically as it shrinks back down…
“Naruto…You’re pathetic….”
“Moving on…. Alyson, show us your ninjutsu,” I insist, and she shrugs,
“Ok……. CHIRDORI!”
“Make it go away, make it go away! Aim it at a tree! Not at us!” Naruto screams…again.
“Naruto…you really are pathetic sometimes.”
A car suddenly stops by and the Lore parents scream out of the car’s window,
“GIRLS!!! We actually need your pathetic help!!!”