maybe i'm the stupid one.
him: open up, princess!
me: go away!
him: what was that? 'open the door and come into my room'? okay!
me: what the hell are you doing here? it's saturday and i'm trying to sleep!
him: this is a sign.
me: a what? you're insane. go away.
him: a sign that you're not smart.
me: what?
him: smart people are early birds.
me: cooper, you're not smart.
him: oh really?
me: yeah. now go away.
him: have you checked gradewise for the grade on the math midterm yet then?
me: no, i haven't. i like to get it from the teacher instead of that horrid website.
him: then check. i got a ninety-eight.
me: i don't have a computer.
him: here!
me: ow! why did you throw your phone at my head?
him: i didn't throw it, i lightly tossed it. now go on safari and check.
me: stupid idiot...
him: i heard that!
me: you were supposed to.
him: so what'd you get?
me: it's loading. how'd you get in my house? did you break in or something?
him: i came in an hour ago and your mom let me in before she went to work.
me: she let you in, just like that?
him: yeah, said something about 'the first time nina's had a boy asking for her" - so it's true, i am your only friend.
me: no, my only boy friend.
him: boyfriend? i knew you had a thing for me. and don't lie, you know i'm your only friend.
me: you know what i mean.
him: should i start telling people that we're an item?
me: shut up.
him: that's a yes, i'll start right away!
me: shut up.
him: man, you're a broken record today.
me: ....
him: what?
me: ....
him: nina? what is it?
me: get out of my house.
him: why?
me: just get out cooper, go home.
[ i led him out of the house and slammed the door in his face. ]
me: an eighty. a mother-fucking eighty.
written and torn to shreds on an old piece of monopoly money